Holy hell, the #IronPigs scored 8 runs during the top of the 9th?!?!
I'm watching Black Books. Again.
jrishel When Mitt Romney is president, UNDEFINED, DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR
Lol Wtf #Phillies
Chooooooooch! Ties the game! #Phillies
Nice job Ref. #USA goes down 1 versus Brazil on a penalty kick.
Wiggington goes yard! #Phillies
@mikedaub Oh yeah.
@mikedaub Why now?
daub.me/p/81020 - Bloody Mary at the Brass Rail. Yes please.
Damned storm. Power is still out. Ugh.
Claude Giroux beats Evgeni "Shrek" Malkin in the #NHL13COVER vite. YESSSSS
Humidity sucks. Christ almighty already.
Fell asleep just after 3am. Woke up just after 6am. I'm not really known as a good decision maker...
"Qualls is looking for a double play." Instead, he gives up a 2 run bomb. #Phillies
Oh lovely, here comes Qualls! #Phillies
@nickcreelman What do you play it on?
@nickcreelman My favorite level is still Mercy Hospital.
@nickcreelman Wow really? It's been a while since I played 1.
@nickcreelman Yes. Definitely yes. Part 2 as well.
What's up Doc? #Phillies
Sa-weet. New #Dethklock on my MythTV DVR. Yes please.
jamileh I really wish I could sleep later on the weekends.
Kyle. Kendrick. Complete. Game. Shut. Out. Holy shit! #Phillies
God Damn you Wiggington. #Phillies
This doesn't appear to be the Kendrick we all hate. It is early though... #Phillies
daub.me/p/4ae4d - We finally picked up our new travel trailer.
1-2-3 Papelbon! #Phillies win in 10!
Damn, this Motte guy is a real fidgity bastard. Ease off the Red Bull, man. #Phillies
Pence! 2 run Oppo Boppo! #Phillies
SIT YOUR BALD ASS DOWN HOLLIDAY! #Phillies
Yessss. I take it back. #Phillies
Ugh. Valdes. For shits sake. #Phillies
Suck it Rangers! Go Kings! #NHL
Wow. Chooch got rocked! But held on for the out! #Phillies
Run Lee run! Tied up! #Phillies
WTF is with the Keystone Cops routine on the outfield? My God. #Phillies
Jfc Victorino. Sit down and let someone else play the field. #Phillies
Well shit. #Phillies
daub.me/p/88760 - Emily is testing out her new sleeping bag.
Wooooooooooo! Sweet Lord thank you. #Phillies win!
Fargle. Bargle. #Phillies
This Bastardo project doesn't seem to be going well anymore. #Phillies
I always loved Wiggington! #Phillies
Once again, Charlie leaves a struggling Blanton in far too long. #Phillies
Hey Wiggington. You are useless. #Phillies
Finally. Sweet Christ. #Phillies
Dammit dammit dammit. #Phillies
Thank Christ, a win! #Phillies
Ocho Stinko. #Phillies
Shane! BOOOOOOOOM! #Phillies
Well that had to hurt. #Phillies
WTF Pence. #Phillies
Squeeze successful! #Phillies
Wasted opportunities... #Phillies
Nice catch Harper! #Phillies go up 1.
So um. Yeah. I'm kind of done with this tonight. Sorry. #Phillies
Chooch gets tossed? Seriously Ump. Fuck you. That's just awful. #Phillies
Jesus Christ Doc. Wtf? #Phillies
Shhh, listen. That's the sound of time lines suddenly exploding with Vick comments... #Eagles
I'll tell you what, Gwar is some crazy, crazy shit.
Back. Pain. Sucks.
Blanco! Walk off homer in the 13th! #IronPigs win!
Feh. Damn you Dom Brown. #IronPigs
Well, that was a frigging tease. #Phillies
Yay! A run! #Phillies
Um. Mayberry? #Phillies
First Pitch Pence. #Phillies
I hate to say it, but Kendrick did his job. 7 innings, 2 runs. Can't ask for much more... #Phillies
Well that certainly turned into a shit show. #Phillies
Twitter fixed yet?
Ugh. Twitter. Damn you and your busted ass.
WOW, that Pierre has a real strong arm. Ahem. #Phillies
Harper, the Golden Boy, was out! #Phillies
Why do I enjoy Black Books so much? Thanks Netflix.
Oh no, #Phillies suck again!
See? Putting Blanton back out there was JUST DUMB. #Phillies
Freddy Freddy Freddy!! #Phillies
Seriously. #Sixers. Holy shit. Amazing. Stupendous. Unreal.
daub.me/p/24a1f - Good seats at the IronPigs.
jasonmay Who needs caffeine when you have Trivium
Well that was awesome. WTF twitter account hacked?
Sweet Christ thank you. Whew. 5 on a row! #Phillies
Dirty monkey butts. #Phillies
Chooooooooch is just insane. #Phillies
All Doc does is hit. #Phillies
I love when the #Phillies bunt! Um. Heh.
Galvis is a bat sniffer? #Phillies
Chooooooooch! En fuego! #Phillies
I have some time to kill and Netflix isn't working. Dammit to shit already.
@SemiAutoAZ What kind of laptop did you get?
North American hockey fail. #2012MWC
USA comes right back and ties it 1-1!! #2012MWC
Ugh. Finland scores, up 1-0 over USA. #2012MWC
I gotta be honest, I have no idea wtf Chooch just said. No idea. #Phillies
4 game winning streak! Back to. 500! #Phillies win!
GRAND SLAM NEW GUY! #Phillies
Shane! Tied up! #Phillies
Mike Richards and Jeff Carter are going to win a cup, aren't they? I'm ok with that. Mostly. Jeff Carter is a Douchebag though. #Flyers
Realdeal411 "what the heck are they smokin?" well at least milbury is honest
Brett Myers' wife better watch out.
PENCE YESSSSSSS!!!! #Phillies walk off with a Pence homer!
Screw you, free baseball. #Phillies
DIEKMAN WHIIIFFFFF. #Phillies
Qualls kind of makes me miss Herndon. #Phillies
Cliff. Lee. No decision. #Phillies
Sure, why not. Put in the Rook. Nothing else is working. #Phillies
@SemiAutoAZ I'm stunned. I have no idea wtf is going on anymore?
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME PENCE. #Phillies
2 down. Friggin Qualls. He scares the shit out of me. #Phillies
Ugh. Here we go. #Phillies
#Phillies stream just died. CRAP
Charlie Charlie Charlie! #Phillies
Ugh. Needed a cappuccino. Almost fell asleep at my desk.
Well crap. Lee gives up a homer. #Phillies
Hunter Pence rings the bell! #Phillies up 3-0.
ANOTHER FUCKING BUNT?!?!? #Phillies
WTF. That wasn't even CLOSE. Come on Mayberry. #Phillies
Woa, wait, that was Schneider! 2 run dinger! #Phillies
ahahaha suck it ump. #Phillies
Done deal. We shall be the new owners of a Jayco (@jaycorvs) Swift SLX 184BH trailer on the 26th. Very excited.
Wow. France ties Slovakia 4-4. What a game! #2012WMC
This Stamps.com commercial. Post Office? I've never been to a Post Office in my entire life.
Papelbon with the "save." Big Joe gets the win. #Phillies
Polly! 2000th hit on a homer! #Phillies
Juan Pierre, you SUCK. #Phillies
Way to be Mayberry, way to be. #Phillies
Whoops. Cacti upgraded hosed me. Arch moved it to a different location and PHP no likey. Fixed!
USA beats Finland 5-0 at the #2012MWC? Holy cow. So pissed, I snoozed through the whole thing.
Put a downpayment on a Jayco travel trailer. Viva la camping!
I'm way late. But Galveeees! #Phillies
Kazakhstan ties the game on a breakaway. You have got to be kidding me. #2012MWC
SCORE! Finally! USA up 1! #2012MWC
If the USA doesn't beat Kazakhstan I will completely lose my shit. Completely. #2012MWC
I just might need a "sick day" tomorrow. Maybe.
I never drink to forget. WTF why would you do that? I drink to remember. To remember how much fun it is to drink.
Someone seriously needs to make a .gif of @nickcreelman 's profile pics. The hair changes would be EPIC. #FF
@xochristinaxo That pretty much sums up every late night SyFy movie. Ever.
I've seriously listened to @Zomboy_music 's Game Time for the last 36 hours. Straight. I cannot get enough.
@paladin Yoda says, "That is why you fail."
Seriously. Pink Floyd. The Wall. What else is there?
@paladin OMG what is wrong with you?
@petzrawr So Ryan Madson-ed.
@JuicyCouturier There is still the World Championship. Lots of really good hockey there!
LaughOutMacLeod and not just because I want to be Bernard from Black Books.
@LesBowen Dammit! Spoiler alert!
There is the final, USA beats Belarus 5-3. #2012MWC
And a bunt. #Phillies
@DJDAVIDVAUX Ordered and already installed. Just waiting for it to go live.
JimGaffigan There should be a children's song "If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your Dad sleep."
Rebuild year? Key players hurt? A great season and a lot of positives moving forward. Bryz played a great 2nd round with no help. #Flyers
Thank God that's over. Seriously. #Flyers
The #Phillies are a complete mess.
I quit. Seriously. #Flyers
Haha suck it Rizzo. #Phillies
@Hum4n I've actually gotten used to Openoffice. I think I am the only one though...
@Hum4n Do you prefer Calligra over OOo?
Data room AC failure. Just what I needed first thing this morning.
Yeah. Sure. Why not? #Phillies
Who is this Papelbon guy? #Phillies
Whew. Nice DP. #Phillies
Ugh. Qualls. #Phillies
You have got to be kidding me. #Phillies