The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

May 2012

Holy hell, the scored 8 runs during the top of the 9th?!?!

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I'm watching Black Books. Again.

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jrishel When Mitt Romney is president, UNDEFINED, DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR

via Plume for Android (retweeted on 2:04 PM, May 31st, 2012 via BitlBee)

Chooooooooch! Ties the game!

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Nice job Ref. goes down 1 versus Brazil on a penalty kick.

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daub.me/p/81020 - Bloody Mary at the Brass Rail. Yes please.

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Damned storm. Power is still out. Ugh.

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Claude Giroux beats Evgeni "Shrek" Malkin in the vite. YESSSSS

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Humidity sucks. Christ almighty already.

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Fell asleep just after 3am. Woke up just after 6am. I'm not really known as a good decision maker...

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"Qualls is looking for a double play." Instead, he gives up a 2 run bomb.

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Oh lovely, here comes Qualls!

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@nickcreelman My favorite level is still Mercy Hospital.

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@nickcreelman Wow really? It's been a while since I played 1.

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@nickcreelman Yes. Definitely yes. Part 2 as well.

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Sa-weet. New on my MythTV DVR. Yes please.

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jamileh I really wish I could sleep later on the weekends.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:15 AM, May 27th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Kyle. Kendrick. Complete. Game. Shut. Out. Holy shit!

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This doesn't appear to be the Kendrick we all hate. It is early though...

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daub.me/p/4ae4d - We finally picked up our new travel trailer.

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Damn, this Motte guy is a real fidgity bastard. Ease off the Red Bull, man.

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SIT YOUR BALD ASS DOWN HOLLIDAY!

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Suck it Rangers! Go Kings!

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Wow. Chooch got rocked! But held on for the out!

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WTF is with the Keystone Cops routine on the outfield? My God.

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Jfc Victorino. Sit down and let someone else play the field.

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daub.me/p/88760 - Emily is testing out her new sleeping bag.

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Wooooooooooo! Sweet Lord thank you. win!

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This Bastardo project doesn't seem to be going well anymore.

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Once again, Charlie leaves a struggling Blanton in far too long.

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Hey Wiggington. You are useless.

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So um. Yeah. I'm kind of done with this tonight. Sorry.

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Chooch gets tossed? Seriously Ump. Fuck you. That's just awful.

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Shhh, listen. That's the sound of time lines suddenly exploding with Vick comments...

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I'll tell you what, Gwar is some crazy, crazy shit.

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Back. Pain. Sucks.

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Blanco! Walk off homer in the 13th! win!

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Well, that was a frigging tease.

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I hate to say it, but Kendrick did his job. 7 innings, 2 runs. Can't ask for much more...

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Well that certainly turned into a shit show.

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Jacen736 Overbeck homers to make it 5-1!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:10 PM, May 21st, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Ugh. Twitter. Damn you and your busted ass.

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WOW, that Pierre has a real strong arm. Ahem.

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Harper, the Golden Boy, was out!

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Why do I enjoy Black Books so much? Thanks Netflix.

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See? Putting Blanton back out there was JUST DUMB.

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Seriously. . Holy shit. Amazing. Stupendous. Unreal.

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daub.me/p/24a1f - Good seats at the IronPigs.

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jasonmay Who needs caffeine when you have Trivium

via web (retweeted on 1:15 PM, May 18th, 2012 via BitlBee)

Well that was awesome. WTF twitter account hacked?

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Sweet Christ thank you. Whew. 5 on a row!

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I love when the bunt! Um. Heh.

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I have some time to kill and Netflix isn't working. Dammit to shit already.

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@SemiAutoAZ What kind of laptop did you get?

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North American hockey fail.

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You have got to be fucking kidding me. Finland scores with like 3 seconds left. Bye bye

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can't expect the early turtling to work.

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Arrgghhhh. Fins tie it at 2.

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GOOOAALLLL!!!! on top 2-1!

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USA comes right back and ties it 1-1!!

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Ugh. Finland scores, up 1-0 over USA.

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Almost forgot about versus Finland.

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@mikedaub @HarryWynn Got them all. Turn your damned server on.

via web in reply to mikedaub

I gotta be honest, I have no idea wtf Chooch just said. No idea.

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4 game winning streak! Back to. 500! win!

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Mike Richards and Jeff Carter are going to win a cup, aren't they? I'm ok with that. Mostly. Jeff Carter is a Douchebag though.

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Realdeal411 "what the heck are they smokin?" well at least milbury is honest

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:53 PM, May 15th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Brett Myers' wife better watch out.

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PENCE YESSSSSSS!!!! walk off with a Pence homer!

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Screw you, free baseball.

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DIEKMAN WHIIIFFFFF.

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Qualls kind of makes me miss Herndon.

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Cliff. Lee. No decision.

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Sure, why not. Put in the Rook. Nothing else is working.

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@SemiAutoAZ I'm stunned. I have no idea wtf is going on anymore?

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME PENCE.

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2 down. Friggin Qualls. He scares the shit out of me.

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stream just died. CRAP

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Charlie Charlie Charlie!

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Ugh. Needed a cappuccino. Almost fell asleep at my desk.

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opening it up now... 4-1 over Switzerland.

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Well crap. Lee gives up a homer.

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Hunter Pence rings the bell! up 3-0.

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ANOTHER FUCKING BUNT?!?!?

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goes up 2-1 over the Swiss.

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WTF. That wasn't even CLOSE. Come on Mayberry.

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scores! Tied at 1.

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Aannndd the Swiss score first. Crap.

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Woa, wait, that was Schneider! 2 run dinger!

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versus the Swiss...

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ahahaha suck it ump.

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Done deal. We shall be the new owners of a Jayco (@jaycorvs) Swift SLX 184BH trailer on the 26th. Very excited.

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Wow. France ties Slovakia 4-4. What a game!

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This Stamps.com commercial. Post Office? I've never been to a Post Office in my entire life.

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Papelbon with the "save." Big Joe gets the win.

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Polly! 2000th hit on a homer!

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Way to be Mayberry, way to be.

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Whoops. Cacti upgraded hosed me. Arch moved it to a different location and PHP no likey. Fixed!

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USA beats Finland 5-0 at the ? Holy cow. So pissed, I snoozed through the whole thing.

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Put a downpayment on a Jayco travel trailer. Viva la camping!

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I'm way late. But Galveeees!

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SCCCCOOORRREEEEE!! wins in OT. A real nail biter versus... Kazakhstan.

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Kazakhstan ties the game on a breakaway. You have got to be kidding me.

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Score! Thank God, back on top!

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OMG you are kidding me.

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SCORE! Finally! USA up 1!

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If the USA doesn't beat Kazakhstan I will completely lose my shit. Completely.

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I just might need a "sick day" tomorrow. Maybe.

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I never drink to forget. WTF why would you do that? I drink to remember. To remember how much fun it is to drink.

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Someone seriously needs to make a .gif of @nickcreelman 's profile pics. The hair changes would be EPIC.

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@xochristinaxo That pretty much sums up every late night SyFy movie. Ever.

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I've seriously listened to @Zomboy_music 's Game Time for the last 36 hours. Straight. I cannot get enough.

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@paladin Yoda says, "That is why you fail."

via web in reply to paladin

Seriously. Pink Floyd. The Wall. What else is there?

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@JuicyCouturier There is still the World Championship. Lots of really good hockey there!

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to JuicyCouturier

LaughOutMacLeod and not just because I want to be Bernard from Black Books.

via web (retweeted on 11:09 PM, May 10th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

There is the final, USA beats Belarus 5-3.

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@DJDAVIDVAUX Ordered and already installed. Just waiting for it to go live.

via BitlBee in reply to DJDAVIDVAUX

LawGoalie29 Still won the Pennsylvania State Championship.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:18 AM, May 9th, 2012 via BitlBee)

JimGaffigan There should be a children's song "If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your Dad sleep."

via WhoSay (retweeted on 1:43 AM, May 9th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Rebuild year? Key players hurt? A great season and a lot of positives moving forward. Bryz played a great 2nd round with no help.

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Thank God that's over. Seriously.

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@Hum4n I've actually gotten used to Openoffice. I think I am the only one though...

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@Hum4n Do you prefer Calligra over OOo?

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Data room AC failure. Just what I needed first thing this morning.

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You have got to be kidding me.

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