The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

April 24th, 2012

I love Hunter Pence. I do. But he throws and swings like a retard. Sorry retards.

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@CrossingBroad Pens eulogy... Started out OK. Then changed to a bitching shitshow. Feh.

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Holy shit, Schneider gets a base hit? Inconceivable!

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