The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

April 2012

No idea what Polly is saying. None.

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Nice catch Polly, don't ever fucking do it again.

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Jfc. The Pen is just shitty. Dammit to shit.

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Hits! Runs! with a 1st inning lead! Inconceivable!

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@311Phillies Dammit. Now what am I supposed to do at work... Work? Ugh.

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I need a good Devils blog/forum to troll...

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nemoeye Just rewatched the OT winner a few times, I don't see what fat shit Marty is talking about.

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Did you know that bees and dogs smell fear? RT @cranekicker: Zidlicky is that annoying kid from Jerry Maguire, no?

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Briere! Gggoooooaaaaaaallllllll!

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That's a clear kick. No goal. Shhhiiittttt.

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Ugh. Oh. Review. Shhhiiittttt.

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Can JVR, you gotta shoot better then that.

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Yuck. Bryz 1 on 1. Double yuck.

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Terrible goal on an absolute bullshit penalty call. @NHL refs still blowing it.

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JVR! First goal of the playoffs!

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WOW. What a save by Marty. Shit.

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Help us Ty Wiggington. You're our only hope.

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End of the 1st. are damned lucky to only be down by 1.

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The Marty chant seems a little premature.

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Jfc NBC and commercials. This is getting ridiculous now.

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need to come out of the gate like their hair is on fire.

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Haha Jeff Carter is still shitty.

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WOW, what a Caps goal at the end of the period.

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Yotes on the board first.

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Ugh. Now the Devils are up 2.

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Fucking Sens. You suck. Now I have to cheer for the Caps again. Bleh.

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Ahh ssshhhiiitttttt. Rags going to win. Double shit.

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Damn, the camera angle in this NJ-FLA game is crazy shitty.

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Score! Alfie gets a goal back.

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This OTT-NYR game is insane! DRASTICALLY different then last night's game 7.

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Holy shitcakes. Meshuggah released a new album in March and I missed it! Downloading now...

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Free hockey, into OT we go!

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Pence! RBI Single... 3 runs!!!

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Yay! Another run!

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Wheels just said, "He's such a good athlete." Finish your drink!

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Cmon Chooch. Wtf are you doing?

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This 1-hockey-game-a-night shit is going to kill me. NEED. MORE.

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Need. Coffee. Now.

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I love Hunter Pence. I do. But he throws and swings like a retard. Sorry retards.

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@CrossingBroad Pens eulogy... Started out OK. Then changed to a bitching shitshow. Feh.

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Holy shit, Schneider gets a base hit? Inconceivable!

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Well this is turning into a real kick in the pills.

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@terilyns68 Well, they are obviously not watching this game then...

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This RT @HockeyHeartache: Now on to the Blackhawks Coyotes game.

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You are fucking kidding me, right? The are already down 4?

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@the_Larkinater It sure like looked he missed it after the replay...

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Sure Sens, NOW you score.

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@mikedaub @HarryWynn I usually listen to Classic Vinyl anyway.

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BroadStBull Again: I think a national TV audience saw Crosby pass baton to Giroux as NHL's best player.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Apr 22nd, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

CitizensBankers But seriously, congrats to the Penguins on a great season and a good series. Need to have respect for the opponent, you guys

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I was never worried. Muhaha.

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Wooooooooooo EN goal seals the deal! win win win!

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Nice job @NHL refs. Way to be.

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That's clearly a goal. Clearly.

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penalty, wouldn't allow the Pens to score.

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Gus! Little wrister sneaks in!

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zoowithroy This is what happens when you under-punish a : img.ly/heQr

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Puck clearly gone, Pens give a double shot to Jagr. Status quo here @NHL

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Giroux seems a little pumped?? Score! Oh shit, scored first.

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Holy shit, the Blues turned that around pretty quickly.

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@NHL Chris Lee is an absolutely pitiful excuse for a referee.

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Galvis continues to play solid defense. Wow.

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Doc. 3 straight walks. Yipes.

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Wow, Scottie Upshall. Open net.

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"Daddy, I can't hear the movie when you start snoring." Ok Miss Wiseass.

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Ahahaha suck it RedWings.

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Btw, Matt Carle has officially turned to shit. Turnovers constantly.

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I like the last few minutes, lots of heart. Just couldn't squeeze one in. I'm worried. Very.

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And the refs just sit and watch that shit in the crease?!??? @NHL refs are absolutely terrible.

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What a time for Briere to go back to shit mode.

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Doesn't seem like there is any gas left in the tank. Need some friggin offense here

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Pens continue the cheap shots, look out of gas.

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Time Out. Please. Wtf falling apart.

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Hartnell! Yesssssssssssssssss!

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FauxChief @fakelavy FUCK! NOW WHAT?! CARLE FUCKED UP THE GAMEPLAN!

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Nice flop Malkin. Very Crosbyish.

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Matty Carle! Oh shit, they scored first.

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Great kill. Time to breathe.

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Um, you can fucking bet the would be called for tripping Fluery.

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Nervous as hell. Sick to my stomach. Might pass out.

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So the tradeoff is JVR for Rinaldo? I'll take that any day, even when JVR hasn't played in months.

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Yesssssssssssssssss. blank the Padres 2 zip.

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TeamToBeat09 Vance Worley has struck out 10 hitters, a new career high. He is through 6 2/3 innings and dealing

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I am totally buying a Mayberry jersey. For me to poop on.

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@paladin Sennheiser FTW. Sorry about your pain though.

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Hey there Mayberry, what's up? Die in a fire.

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Give it to me straight. We are going to see Leighton in net before this is all over aren't we. hate me.

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Hey lady, if you don't want to see me drinking a beer in my boxers, don't stop and look through my front screen door. Creeper.

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@mikedaub @jasondaub 12 hundy? Booze? Now you have my full attention.

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Thanks to the awesome @RickGualtieri RTs, I now have more great ebooks then I could read in a year!

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@jasondaub Not sure yet. No word eithe rway.

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RinaldoZac New day

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Well that was a really fun game.

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The good news is.... The are on soon.

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Thanks Rinaldo. Thanks a lot for that.

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Put Bryz back in.

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Sure, why not? Let them score 10 more.

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and we are still in the 2nd period.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Too many men after a called penalty. This is all just falling apart now.

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That's about as weak as a fucking call can get. Cripes.

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Hey Pitbull, go fuck yourself.

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You have got to be kidding me. ANOTHER PENALTY?!

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