Hrm. I should buy a new phone. Trying to decide between a Nexus and a Razr. Decisions decisions...
I fucking hate shootouts. #Flyers
Ugh. Friggin shootout. #Flyers
Holy shit! #Flyers
Holy shit Bob! #Flyers
Coburn! Tastycakes! Tied up! #Flyers
Goal! Wooooooooooo! #Flyers
Simmonds gets the goal. OFF HIS FACE. #Flyers
Simmonds looks dead, but someone scored. #Flyers
I hate day games. #Flyers
Blues Brothers. Sweet Home Chicago. I could listen to this all night long...
Thanks Sabres. You suck. Seriously, look at yourselves. #Flyers
And the power went off. Terrific.
Wow. I have far too many directories named "foo" on my file server.
We wonned! #Flyers win 7-1.
Bob! Save! #Flyers
Toronto fans cheering for the Blue Jays. LOL. #Flyers
Make that 7-1. #Flyers
Wow, this is getting out of hand. #Flyers up 6-1 now.
My timeline is bipolar. When the #Flyers are winning, everyone is nice to each other. When losing, ugh. Not so much.
Matty Read! Shorty! #Flyers
Love that JR Goal. Poor Sami, he really got his clock cleaned... #Flyers
Nice trip Ref! #Flyers
@flyersgrl28 lol thanks!
@TimonenPumba Darn. I wanted to see Leighton. Maybe.
Schenn again! #Flyers
Who is the #Flyers backup goalie tonight?
Schenner scores! #Flyers
Hey, look at that! I turned on the #Flyers game late and they aren't losing!
@PHSportsGoddess Plus he repeatedly does crazy shit on the sidelines. A positive in my book!
Power Bomb, compliments of Captain Insane-O.
BOOM! Podsednik cranks a walk off to win the game 5-4. #Phillies
I see the bullpen is in mid-season form... #Phillies
Cliff Lee smacks a double and gets an RBI! #Phillies
@jasondaub Whoops, it was on The Comcast Network, that's why.
WTF, the #Phillies game isn't on MLB Network?
mk_27 usa fails to qualify for both u20 world cup and 2012 olympics.
PhilUnionKevinK Has to go down as an epic failure. USA eliminated from the Olympics on home soil.
Jagr robbed! Seriously, fuck you Matt Carle. #Flyers
Hartnell blast! #Flyers
Matt Carle. You are fired. Fucking kidding me? #Flyers
Well this feels like a loss. #Flyers
Wtf is with the breakaways? #Flyers
Missed the whole 2nd period, and no radio. Had to listen to Disney music. Kid problems. #Flyers tied up though.
You have got to be kidding me. #Flyers
Almost forgot the #Flyers started.
@philsphan19 I guess, but wow, that wasn't even close.
WTF did he try to go home? Out by a mile. #Phillies
Chase Web Services are still FUBAR. Well then don't bitch when my payment isn't on time, slackers.
@HarriedWizard Already knee deep. So far so good.
@mikedaub That tablet is stupid!
Oooo. Key Largo is on TCM. My afternoon is set. Love old noir with Bogart.
Just finished The #DresdenFiles Book 11 - Turn Coat. Frigging loved it. Onto Book 12 - Changes. I can't get enough.
Suck it Habs. #Flyers clinch a playoff berth with a 4-1 win.
Tic tac toe! Matty Read scores! #Flyers
Yes! There comes the Ole chant! #Flyers
Holy shit this is insane. #Flyers
Hahahahha, Bryz called for tripping. #Flyers
Ugh. #Flyers going down 2 men.
Way to be, Ref. #Flyers
I thing Georges is French for "punching bag." #Flyers
Kubina throwing uppercuts. #Flyers
@krazylegz About time, the playoffs are almost here!
Holy shit Rinaldo. Nice job dancing around, but time had expired. #Flyers
Bryz Bryz Bryz Bryz Bryz. #Flyers
Danny B! 2nd goal, top. Shelf. Great pass by Bryz. #Flyers
I totally missed the Briere goal! Figures. #Flyers
Jfc Briere sucks. #Flyers
Coatsey just took a slash. #Flyers
Kimmo! Makes short order of that PP! #Flyers
@nickcreelman Yeah, probably a good idea.
Would I jinx the whole works by ordering a Bryz jersey? #Flyers
Omg. Michonne. YES! #WalkingDead About time I got caught up.
I am finally an expert in couch blanket tent making.
OMG. How It's Made is on Netflix streaming? I may never sleep again.
Nice call dicknose. #Flyers
Oh boy. This penalty shot is going to suck. #Flyers
So dangled. #Flyers
Oh my dear lord. That was something. Giroux. Wow. #Flyers
#Flyers used to have goalie issues, but scored a ton. Bryz has settled down and now the offense can't score. Frickity.
Wow. Giroux just juked Ovi right out if his socks. #Flyers
Well wtf. What a game this us going to be. #Flyers
Argh. Two episodes behind on The Walking Dead. What a slackass I am...
daub.me/p/13a4b - Best way to transport a growler. In an infant car seat.
I see Spike Lee is still a jackaas.
daub.me/p/56bb7 - Party time in the sink.
Wtf does Danny Briere have to do to get a friggin goal? Cripes! #Flyers
My cable company is slowly but surely making standard def shit near intolerable. What's next, Open QAM channels? Say it isn't so, please.
Wow. This Sharks/Ducks game is getting out of hand with the goals. #NHL
THIS X 1000 RT @jamileh: Hey people who make games. Please remake Oregon Trail with zombies. I want to play that. Thanks.
The sudden love for Bryz is...... Refreshing? #Flyers
@BigNate It is called a "toddler" right? I have a similar model. Drives me crazy.
@brwr It's a flip of the coin on which is worse.
A day really isn't complete without @FanSince09 and his awesome RTs.
PHSportsGoddess Can any Philly team go one ****ing season without a ***load of injuries?
Rare Monday Long Island Iced Tea. It had to be done.
Tebow is probably happy. Believes this is God's plan. Good to know God gives a shit about football.
That's the ballgame. #Phillies come from behind to win 4-3 over the Tigers...
@mikedaub It's a 3 piece hard top, so I can easily remove the 2 panels above my head and put them in the "trunk."
Finally, a nice enough day to take the roof of the new Jeep!
Woa. Can #Lehigh keep up this pace?
HARTWELL SCOOORREESSSS! OT WINNER! #Flyers
Frigging OT again. #Flyers
How the hell does that even up? Come on, that's terrible Ref. #Flyers
@salgovernale Which album?
Lemme guess. Pens powerplay as a result of all that? #Flyers
Wow that was pretty. Hartwell with an amazing shot. #Flyers
@thecros87 Lol 2 faced.
Absolutely horrible power play. #Flyers
To much man love for Crosby on the NBC broadcast. #Flyers
Pens fans whining about #Flyers fans booing Crosby. Um. Don't you clowns still boo Jagr?
PS, F U Briere. #Flyers
Well frick. Road point... #Flyers
Ugh. Shootout. #Flyers
Holy Jesus. #Flyers
Jfc. Need to take a breath. #Flyers
Jake the Snake! Gooooaaa! #Flyers
Read deflection goal! #Flyers on the board.
I just love afternoon games. Wtf #Flyers
Premature whistle. I hate when that happens. #Flyers
OMG Jagr missed it. #Flyers
Hey #Flyers how about getting a shot on net?
Uggggly rebound Bryz. #Flyers down 1.
Rinaldo! Bam! Thwack! Pop! #Flyers
LEHIGH!!! Hahahahha suck it Duke.
This X 100 RT @nickcreelman: I hate basketball.. Tired of March Madness already. Please stop.
I hate paperwork.
@mikedaub Am not am not.
Time to go pick up my new Jeep...
Whew. 2 points is what the #Flyers need. 2 years off my life too.
@loctastic Untapped does beer...
Holy shitcakes! I need a breather here. #Flyers
@TimonenPumba Shit. How did I miss that?
Might be time for a Lavvy time out. #Flyers
JFC here we go. #Flyers only up 1 now.
Frick! The shutout streak ends. Boooo. #Flyers
Yeow. Ref takes a full slash to the face.... #Flyers
Glove. Save. And a beauty. Whew. #Flyers
Bryz. Robbery. #Flyers
Bryz tops Beezer with the longest shutout streak as a #Flyers
Bryz Bryz Bryz Bryz. #Flyers
Hartnell breakaway! SCOOOOOOOORRREEESSSSS! #Flyers
Ugh. Looked like Coburn took a snapshot right to the pills. #Flyers
Jagr to Giroux! #Flyers up 2.
I think it may be time to upgrade to a Motorola RAZR Maxx...
That's the kind of shit that usually goes in on the #Flyers
Lol Rinaldo squeezed one in! #Flyers
Wait. Herndon is still on the team? Sonofabitch. #Phillies
Ugh. I'm done with Facebook. I so don't care who is playing stupid ass games. All day long.
load average: 16.79, 13.74, 8.29 Well that can't be good...
The Bryz shutout continues! #Flyers over the Devils 3-0. 196:13 since Bryz has been scored on...
JFC WHAT IS GOING ON!?!!? Bryz makes a great save with someone else's stick! #Flyers
DANNY B FINALLY SCORES!!!! NICE job by Voracek to pass it. EN goal! #Flyers
Another absolute horseshit call. Hartnell was clearly pushed, AGAIN, into Fatty Brodeur. #Flyers
Dammit! They cut to commercial right as Hartnell started swinging! #Flyers
Ugh. The Devil gets a papercut and the ref calls a 4 minute penalty. Nice job boys. #Flyers
Lilja just killed a guy. #Flyers
Voracek! Slam and JAM! #Flyers
Blah. That was a short lived PP. And a horseshit call at that. Christ. #Flyers
PECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Power Play! #Flyers
SCORE!!!!!!!!! Couturier! #Flyers
Snakebitten does not even describe poor Danny Briere. #Flyers
ARGH!!! Rinaldo!! Wide open net! #Flyers
Poor Danny B. #Flyers
@paladin I was surprised I fit in it :)
Bryz Bryz Bryz. #Flyers