The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

March 2012

Hrm. I should buy a new phone. Trying to decide between a Nexus and a Razr. Decisions decisions...

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Yeah @NHL, shootouts are way more exciting then regular OT. Dopes.

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Coburn! Tastycakes! Tied up!

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Simmonds gets the goal. OFF HIS FACE.

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Simmonds looks dead, but someone scored.

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Blues Brothers. Sweet Home Chicago. I could listen to this all night long...

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Thanks Sabres. You suck. Seriously, look at yourselves.

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And the power went off. Terrific.

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Wow. I have far too many directories named "foo" on my file server.

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BroadStBull Bryz on his injury: "I was lucky it was not that bad because I'm tough and Russian."

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Toronto fans cheering for the Blue Jays. LOL.

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Wow, this is getting out of hand. up 6-1 now.

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My timeline is bipolar. When the are winning, everyone is nice to each other. When losing, ugh. Not so much.

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Matty Read! Shorty!

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Love that JR Goal. Poor Sami, he really got his clock cleaned...

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Who is the backup goalie tonight?

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Hey, look at that! I turned on the game late and they aren't losing!

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@PHSportsGoddess Plus he repeatedly does crazy shit on the sidelines. A positive in my book!

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Power Bomb, compliments of Captain Insane-O.

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BOOM! Podsednik cranks a walk off to win the game 5-4.

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I see the bullpen is in mid-season form...

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Cliff Lee smacks a double and gets an RBI!

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@jasondaub Whoops, it was on The Comcast Network, that's why.

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WTF, the game isn't on MLB Network?

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mk_27 usa fails to qualify for both u20 world cup and 2012 olympics.

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PhilUnionKevinK Has to go down as an epic failure. USA eliminated from the Olympics on home soil.

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Greeeaaattttt RT @BroadStBull: Ut-oh: Bryz appeared to be limping in locker room.

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Jagr robbed! Seriously, fuck you Matt Carle.

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Matt Carle. You are fired. Fucking kidding me?

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Well this feels like a loss.

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Wtf is with the breakaways?

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Missed the whole 2nd period, and no radio. Had to listen to Disney music. Kid problems. tied up though.

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You have got to be kidding me.

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@philsphan19 I guess, but wow, that wasn't even close.

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WTF did he try to go home? Out by a mile.

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Chase Web Services are still FUBAR. Well then don't bitch when my payment isn't on time, slackers.

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Oooo. Key Largo is on TCM. My afternoon is set. Love old noir with Bogart.

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Just finished The Book 11 - Turn Coat. Frigging loved it. Onto Book 12 - Changes. I can't get enough.

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Suck it Habs. clinch a playoff berth with a 4-1 win.

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Tic tac toe! Matty Read scores!

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Yes! There comes the Ole chant!

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Hahahahha, Bryz called for tripping.

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I thing Georges is French for "punching bag."

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@krazylegz About time, the playoffs are almost here!

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Holy shit Rinaldo. Nice job dancing around, but time had expired.

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Danny B! 2nd goal, top. Shelf. Great pass by Bryz.

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I totally missed the Briere goal! Figures.

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Kimmo! Makes short order of that PP!

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Would I jinx the whole works by ordering a Bryz jersey?

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Let's go clap clap clapclapclap.

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Omg. Michonne. YES! About time I got caught up.

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I am finally an expert in couch blanket tent making.

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WalkingDead_AMC Kirkman Dishes to Hollywood Reporter on Michonne; Season Finale Lands 9 Million Viewers ow.ly/9Qzr8

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OMG. How It's Made is on Netflix streaming? I may never sleep again.

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Oh boy. This penalty shot is going to suck.

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Oh my dear lord. That was something. Giroux. Wow.

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used to have goalie issues, but scored a ton. Bryz has settled down and now the offense can't score. Frickity.

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Wow. Giroux just juked Ovi right out if his socks.

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Well wtf. What a game this us going to be.

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Let's go clap clap clapclapclap.

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Argh. Two episodes behind on The Walking Dead. What a slackass I am...

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daub.me/p/13a4b - Best way to transport a growler. In an infant car seat.

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I see Spike Lee is still a jackaas.

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daub.me/p/56bb7 - Party time in the sink.

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Wtf does Danny Briere have to do to get a friggin goal? Cripes!

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My cable company is slowly but surely making standard def shit near intolerable. What's next, Open QAM channels? Say it isn't so, please.

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Wow. This Sharks/Ducks game is getting out of hand with the goals.

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THIS X 1000 RT @jamileh: Hey people who make games. Please remake Oregon Trail with zombies. I want to play that. Thanks.

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The sudden love for Bryz is...... Refreshing?

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@BigNate It is called a "toddler" right? I have a similar model. Drives me crazy.

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LOL true RT @brwr: @mellofone "girls givin brains cuz I'm actin like a gentleman". I mean, shit...

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@brwr It's a flip of the coin on which is worse.

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It's all @Hartsy19 's fault. I just listened to that song 158 times. In a row.

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BroadStHockey via @reddit, this basically sums up NBC's coverage of yesterday's game: imgur.com/y08KX

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A day really isn't complete without @FanSince09 and his awesome RTs.

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PHSportsGoddess Can any Philly team go one ****ing season without a ***load of injuries?

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Rare Monday Long Island Iced Tea. It had to be done.

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Tebow is probably happy. Believes this is God's plan. Good to know God gives a shit about football.

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That's the ballgame. come from behind to win 4-3 over the Tigers...

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@mikedaub It's a 3 piece hard top, so I can easily remove the 2 panels above my head and put them in the "trunk."

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Finally, a nice enough day to take the roof of the new Jeep!

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Woa. Can keep up this pace?

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HARTWELL SCOOORREESSSS! OT WINNER!

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How the hell does that even up? Come on, that's terrible Ref.

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Lemme guess. Pens powerplay as a result of all that?

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JuniorGeneral Wow, that'll be a suspension. Hartnell down on ice, Kunitz grinding his fist and elbow into his face w/ refs trying to restrain him.

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Wow that was pretty. Hartwell with an amazing shot.

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Absolutely horrible power play.

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To much man love for Crosby on the NBC broadcast.

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Pens fans whining about fans booing Crosby. Um. Don't you clowns still boo Jagr?

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Jfc. Need to take a breath.

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Read deflection goal! on the board.

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I just love afternoon games. Wtf

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Premature whistle. I hate when that happens.

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OMG Jagr missed it.

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Hey how about getting a shot on net?

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Uggggly rebound Bryz. down 1.

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LEHIGH!!! Hahahahha suck it Duke.

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This X 100 RT @nickcreelman: I hate basketball.. Tired of March Madness already. Please stop.

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Time to go pick up my new Jeep...

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Whew. 2 points is what the need. 2 years off my life too.

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Holy shitcakes! I need a breather here.

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Might be time for a Lavvy time out.

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JFC here we go. only up 1 now.

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Frick! The shutout streak ends. Boooo.

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Yeow. Ref takes a full slash to the face....

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Glove. Save. And a beauty. Whew.

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Bryz tops Beezer with the longest shutout streak as a

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Hartnell breakaway! SCOOOOOOOORRREEESSSSS!

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Ugh. Looked like Coburn took a snapshot right to the pills.

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I think it may be time to upgrade to a Motorola RAZR Maxx...

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That's the kind of shit that usually goes in on the

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Lol Rinaldo squeezed one in!

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Let's go clap clap clapclapclap.

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@paladin @lfaren @thejaimer Hope she is ok... Dude, you guys have the worst luck when it comes to driving!

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Wait. Herndon is still on the team? Sonofabitch.

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Ugh. I'm done with Facebook. I so don't care who is playing stupid ass games. All day long.

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load average: 16.79, 13.74, 8.29 Well that can't be good...

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@foodwinechickie No problem, I'll do almost anything to disparage Devils fans!

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The Bryz shutout continues! over the Devils 3-0. 196:13 since Bryz has been scored on...

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JFC WHAT IS GOING ON!?!!? Bryz makes a great save with someone else's stick!

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DANNY B FINALLY SCORES!!!! NICE job by Voracek to pass it. EN goal!

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Another absolute horseshit call. Hartnell was clearly pushed, AGAIN, into Fatty Brodeur.

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Dammit! They cut to commercial right as Hartnell started swinging!

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Ugh. The Devil gets a papercut and the ref calls a 4 minute penalty. Nice job boys.

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Lilja just killed a guy.

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Voracek! Slam and JAM!

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Blah. That was a short lived PP. And a horseshit call at that. Christ.

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PECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Power Play!

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SCORE!!!!!!!!! Couturier!

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Snakebitten does not even describe poor Danny Briere.

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ARGH!!! Rinaldo!! Wide open net!

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@paladin I was surprised I fit in it :)

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