The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

February 2012

@jasondaub Even friggin streaming is extra now. Dirty bastards.

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And BTW, paying this "U.S. Music Royalty Fee" is a complete pile of horseshit. Thanks Congress.

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Ugh. radio renewal time. That's a wallet buster.

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@brwr I'm a little drunk. Mistakes happen. Who was at fault? :-)

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I missed the start of the game. The first goal. Whom was at fault?

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I've seen fire, and I've seen rain...

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Montoya says they were running a smart race. YOU RAN INTO A TRUCK DRYING THE TRACK.

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Lololol broadcast confirms @keselowski tweet pic is real!

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keselowski Fire!
My view pic.twitter.com/RWn3xMn6

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Fans too RT @CSNPhilly: James van Riemsdyk was relieved that the trade deadline passed without the Flyers trading him: cmcst.sn/aaaIG5

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Out of Gin. And I am NOT happy about it.

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My lack of tweets lately disgusts me.

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@mikedaub I'm in. I was there 2 years ago, it was friggin awesome.

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Time to watch MASH. It always lifts my spirits.

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This -> RT @philabright: Can't pin this one on Ilya Bryzgalov. His best game in awhile.

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@tpanotchCSN Quotes goalie salaries? Maybe he should tweet his salary info so we all know how bad that ripoff is.

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I leave to refill my cocktail. Come back to see Bryz stopped a penalty shot. And I missed it.

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Grossman giving someone a powerslam. I approve.

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If Ben Fucking Eager scored there, I would have hung myself in my basement.

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Thank God the Oilers are shitty because this game could easily be like 8-0.

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I knew all that Bryz praise would come back to bite us. He's pretty shitty 1 on 1. Douchebag Coburn still turned it over.

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daub.me/p/3b5ec - Hunting a stink bug...

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Whoops, that's way more gin then tonic.

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grep is my bitch today.

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Yeah, I'm watching the replay. Don't judge me. I'm a fan.

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Roose_TCL YES!!!!!!!!!! Pennsylvania Lottery is retiring Gus!!!

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JAGR! Gggoooooaaaaaaallllllll! OT winner. Thank God, no shootout.

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So uh, which of you fans want to defend Bryz? FFS.

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Schenn is pretty much my hero.

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If you have never listened to Clutch, there is seriously something wrong with you.

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daub.me/p/d22ff - I wish I could be this asleep.

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@jamileh I tweet about plenty of non Philly sports stuff. Sometimes. A little.

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Woa. A Clutch song in the Walking Dead? Sweeeeeet.

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I wonder what Robert Esche is up to?

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Drinking time. This is just retarded now.

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@jamileh Don't worry, the will start soon enough :-)

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This game really is a hot mess.

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Lololol! Wellwood gets his first NHL goal! This is quite a game...

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Yeah. I'm done. Go back to the woods Bryz.

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Aarrgghhhh Danny B, wide open net, no shot.

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Bryz gets beat by Matt Cooke. Yeah, read that again. Seriously wtf?

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I'm fairly certain I am stuck in some sort of time warp, as this day just won't end...

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Is it wrong that I STILL miss Patrick Sharp?

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Lol, a Jodi Shelley goal would cap this night off just perfectly.

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Hartnell! 7 unanswered goals for the

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Lololollool! Voracek scores!

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Talbot with his 2nd! That is the kind of goal the usually give up.

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Gus scores his first NHL goal. Top shelf over Miller. Love it.

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Simmonds drops a deuce! on top!

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scores! Tied up! We all love each other again!

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If you are a fan of, or own a jersey with the name Kaleta on it, you deserve to die a slow, painful death.

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CallOfGirouxty I no longer love you, Danny Briere.

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This is going to be one of those "get smoked by a shitty team and their backup goalie" kind of games, huh?

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That is just pathetic. Wide the F open. Nice D . Stop Me If you've seen this before...

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@nickcreelman Let's hope he can clear the damned crease...

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Yes Facebook, I have notifications pending. Stop bothering me with your nonsense.

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daub.me/p/00032 - A little Zak McKracken over lunch. Thanks

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Apparently today is "Write Some Documentation Day."

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Well it started out as a pretty good showing, but then the D just fell apart. As per usual. Only losing to the Wings by 1.

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Danny Briere's Marvel superhero name would be Captain DoNothing.

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Bourdon. Down Low. Handling the puck. Muhaha we are fucked.

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Nice fucking job Coburn. Someone. Anyone. CLEAR THE PORCH. I'll even take Hatcher at this point.

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Hey look, Bourdon is still shitty.

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Just too much pissing around in the D zone. Again.

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Wooooooooooo! What a play, Talbot scores!

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Friggin Carle. I need a replay on that shit.

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Schenn! Top corner cheese! That's two.

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Open net! Danny B to Schenn!

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The Wings will quit bitching once they see how shitty the PP is...

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vs Red Wings at 7:30. Ugh. I better start drinking now.

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New raid array is physically installed and rebuilding...

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Hell of a game Refs. Hell of a game.

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The Phantoms HAVE to have someone better then Bourdon. How could they not?

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Bob flopping around, Defense has no idea what's going on, Rangers score. Good night, BAD hockey.

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Another Ranger standing all alone in front of the net. can't clear a crease to save their lives.

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Can anyone clear the porch? Anyone? Jfc already.

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Giroux Boss Hogs his way to a goal!

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Redirect goal. Who would have guessed.

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Lololol Hartnell gives fans a thumbs up.

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I really don't even care that much about winning the game, I just want the Rangers to take a serious pounding.

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Blade Runner. I shall watch. Again.

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daub.me/p/95514 - New Macbook sticker. Covers up that silly Apple.

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No OT! No shootout! Good guys win!

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Come on Ref. That is just awful.

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Ugh. Only so many splits Bob can do...

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Omg Hartnell to Giroux and he roofs it.

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Coburn is kind of a big bag of shit tonight.

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Lolol, Hartnell scores, then fights!

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JJ announces a lot of now. That's awesome.

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I love it when Lavvy yells the F word.

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Hey, look at that. I turned on the game late and they aren't down a goal early! Yet.

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If tonight's game goes to a shootout, I may completely lose my shit.

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@brwr Not true. I have always hated them.

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Sorry, the real reason I'm pissed is because shootouts even exist.

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Fucking shootout. Again. Bryz is just awful 1 on 1.

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Wtf is with Matty Carle? The guy has turned on total suck mode lately.

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The definition of snakebitten. Poor Giroux.

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Thank God for rsync.

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Lost 2 drives in my home raid array. Thank God I built it with a spare or I would be hanging myself...

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Hahahahha FU Patriots. FU Brady. FU Belichick. PS I'm an Eagles fan and I still hate the Giants.

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This. RT @terilyns68: I miss the budweiser frogs

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OMG that commercial just had He Man AND Grape Ape in it. Omg holy shit.

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The Kitty Half Time Show!

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See what an elite goalie can do for a team? I hope the get one someday before I die.

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Nice job Ref. At least you are becoming consistent. Consistently shitty.

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Come on Defense. How many times can you turn it over?

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Jfc get a shot on net. High and wide, high and wide... So Jeff Cartered.

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Lol, Hartnell loses a stick and his glove shoots straight up into the air.

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Wow, that new Van Halen song is pretty terrible.

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Yeah. Bryz. You suck. Seriously, that is the definition of awful.

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Spsodpjsojvlluyifvkslvlckidj!

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Hey Ref. You have one job, one. Keep it consistent. Keep your head out if your ass firca change.

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Wow, this one is going to be brutal.

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Jagr! only down 4 now. Heh.

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This is officially a cluster fuck.

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Well this one is going to be a long one...

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I really shouldn't be this sleepy.

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Bryz pisses me off most of the time, but he had a hell of a good game tonight.

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Jagr unselfish with the pass, EN goal for Giroux to wrap this one up.

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Simmonds with the rebound goal!

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Holy shit Rinaldo popped him.

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Well that was all kinds of ugly.

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Shorty! Shorty! Read all about it!

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Wooooooooooo, all aboard the Wayne Train! Simmonds with a spin around goal.

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Jagr hooking like it's 1999.

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Let's go clap clap clap clap clap.

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