@jasondaub Even friggin streaming is extra now. Dirty bastards.
And BTW, paying this "U.S. Music Royalty Fee" is a complete pile of horseshit. Thanks Congress.
Ugh. #SiriusXM radio renewal time. That's a wallet buster.
@brwr Sounds completely reasonable.
@brwr I'm a little drunk. Mistakes happen. Who was at fault? :-)
I missed the start of the game. The first goal. Whom was at fault? #Flyers
I've seen fire, and I've seen rain... #NASCAR
Montoya says they were running a smart race. YOU RAN INTO A TRUCK DRYING THE TRACK. #Nascar
Holy shit jet drier fire! #Nascar
Finally. A #Nascar race!
Out of Gin. And I am NOT happy about it.
My lack of tweets lately disgusts me.
@mikedaub I'm in. I was there 2 years ago, it was friggin awesome.
Time to watch MASH. It always lifts my spirits.
This -> RT @philabright: Can't pin this one on Ilya Bryzgalov. His best game in awhile.
I leave to refill my cocktail. Come back to see Bryz stopped a penalty shot. And I missed it. #Flyers
@kmart93 It looked a little Carcillo-like.
@kmart93 Like an Academy Award?
Grossman giving someone a powerslam. I approve. #Flyers
The Humpty Dance! #Flyers
If Ben Fucking Eager scored there, I would have hung myself in my basement. #Flyers
Thank God the Oilers are shitty because this game could easily be like 8-0. #Flyers
I knew all that Bryz praise would come back to bite us. He's pretty shitty 1 on 1. Douchebag Coburn still turned it over. #Flyers
Fargle bargle. #Flyers
Omg Bryz! #Flyers
daub.me/p/3b5ec - Hunting a stink bug...
Whoops, that's way more gin then tonic.
grep is my bitch today.
Yeah, I'm watching the #Flyers replay. Don't judge me. I'm a fan.
Roose_TCL YES!!!!!!!!!! Pennsylvania Lottery is retiring Gus!!!
JAGR! Gggoooooaaaaaaallllllll! #Flyers OT winner. Thank God, no shootout.
WAYNE TRAIN! YYYEEEESSSSS! #Flyers
So uh, which of you fans want to defend Bryz? FFS. #Flyers
Bryz. You're fired. #Flyers
Schenn is pretty much my hero. #Flyers
A POWER PLAY GOAL! #Flyers
Giroux roofs the garbage! #Flyers
Beer, trivia, and #Flyers
If you have never listened to Clutch, there is seriously something wrong with you.
daub.me/p/d22ff - I wish I could be this asleep.
@jamileh I tweet about plenty of non Philly sports stuff. Sometimes. A little.
Woa. A Clutch song in the Walking Dead? Sweeeeeet.
Jfc the whole team sucks. #Flyers
I wonder what Robert Esche is up to? #Flyers
Drinking time. This is just retarded now. #Flyers
Sure, why not. #Flyers
This game really is a hot mess. #Flyers
Lololol! Wellwood gets his first NHL goal! This is quite a game... #Flyers
Yeah. I'm done. Go back to the woods Bryz. #Flyers
@LawGoalie29 Before or after vertigo?
I'm done wih Bryz. #Flyers
Aarrgghhhh Danny B, wide open net, no shot. #Flyers
Nice job ref, way to be. #Flyers
Jagr salute! #Flyers
That is fucking awful. #Flyers
Bryz gets beat by Matt Cooke. Yeah, read that again. Seriously wtf? #Flyers
I'm fairly certain I am stuck in some sort of time warp, as this day just won't end...
Is it wrong that I STILL miss Patrick Sharp? #Flyers
Lol, a Jodi Shelley goal would cap this night off just perfectly. #Flyers
Hartnell! 7 unanswered goals for the #Flyers
Ryan Miller weeps softly. #Flyers
Lololollool! Voracek scores! #Flyers
Talbot with his 2nd! That is the kind of goal the #Flyers usually give up.
Gus scores his first NHL goal. Top shelf over Miller. Love it. #Flyers
Wtf Coburn? #Flyers
Simmonds drops a deuce! #Flyers on top!
If you are a fan of, or own a jersey with the name Kaleta on it, you deserve to die a slow, painful death. #Flyers
Talbot! Tastycakes! #Flyers
CallOfGirouxty I no longer love you, Danny Briere.
This is going to be one of those "get smoked by a shitty team and their backup goalie" kind of games, huh? #Flyers
That is just pathetic. Wide the F open. Nice D #Flyers. Stop Me If you've seen this before...
@nickcreelman Let's hope he can clear the damned crease...
Wtf is Nik Grossman? #Flyers
Yes Facebook, I have notifications pending. Stop bothering me with your nonsense.
Apparently today is "Write Some Documentation Day."
Well it started out as a pretty good showing, but then the #Flyers D just fell apart. As per usual. Only losing to the Wings by 1.
Feh. Just Feh. #Flyers
Danny Briere's Marvel superhero name would be Captain DoNothing. #Flyers
Bourdon. Down Low. Handling the puck. Muhaha we are fucked. #Flyers
Jfc! Shiiiiitttttt. #Flyers
Matt Carle. Derp. Again. #Flyers
Nice fucking job Coburn. Someone. Anyone. CLEAR THE PORCH. I'll even take Hatcher at this point. #Flyers
Hey look, Bourdon is still shitty. #Flyers
Just too much pissing around in the D zone. Again. #Flyers
Wooooooooooo! What a play, Talbot scores! #Flyers
Friggin Carle. I need a replay on that shit. #Flyers
Schenn! Top corner cheese! That's two. #Flyers
Open net! Danny B to Schenn! #Flyers
The Wings will quit bitching once they see how shitty the #Flyers PP is...
#Flyers vs Red Wings at 7:30. Ugh. I better start drinking now.
New raid array is physically installed and rebuilding...
Hell of a game Refs. Hell of a game. #Flyers
The Phantoms HAVE to have someone better then Bourdon. How could they not? #Flyers
Bob flopping around, Defense has no idea what's going on, Rangers score. Good night, BAD hockey. #Flyers
Another Ranger standing all alone in front of the net. #Flyers can't clear a crease to save their lives.
Can anyone clear the porch? Anyone? Jfc already. #Flyers
Sigh. Penalty. #Flyers
Giroux Boss Hogs his way to a goal! #Flyers
Redirect goal. Who would have guessed. #Flyers
Lololol Hartnell gives fans a thumbs up. #Flyers
Thanks Refs. Fuck you. #Flyers
I really don't even care that much about winning the game, I just want the Rangers to take a serious pounding. #Flyers
Blade Runner. I shall watch. Again.
daub.me/p/95514 - New Macbook sticker. Covers up that silly Apple.
No OT! No shootout! Good guys win! #Flyers
Come on Ref. That is just awful. #Flyers
Ugh. Only so many splits Bob can do... #Flyers
Schenn! #Flyers up 2!
Omg Hartnell to Giroux and he roofs it. #Flyers
Coburn is kind of a big bag of shit tonight. #Flyers
Talbot! Tastycakes! #Flyers
Sure. Why not. #Flyers
Lolol, Hartnell scores, then fights! #Flyers
I love it when Lavvy yells the F word. #Flyers
Hey, look at that. I turned on the #Flyers game late and they aren't down a goal early! Yet.
If tonight's #Flyers game goes to a shootout, I may completely lose my shit.
@brwr Yeah, that doesn't help at all.
@brwr Not true. I have always hated them.
Sorry, the real reason I'm pissed is because shootouts even exist. #Flyers
Fucking shootout. Again. Bryz is just awful 1 on 1. #Flyers
Wtf is with Matty Carle? The guy has turned on total suck mode lately. #Flyers
Shootout. Nooooooooooo! #Flyers
Effing OT. #Flyers
Nabokov is killing me. #Flyers
The definition of snakebitten. Poor Giroux. #Flyers
@mikedaub That was so two years ago.
Thank God for rsync.
Lost 2 drives in my home raid array. Thank God I built it with a spare or I would be hanging myself...
Hahahahha FU Patriots. FU Brady. FU Belichick. #SuperBowl PS I'm an Eagles fan and I still hate the Giants.
This. RT @terilyns68: I miss the budweiser frogs
OMG that commercial just had He Man AND Grape Ape in it. Omg holy shit.
The Kitty Half Time Show!
See what an elite goalie can do for a team? I hope the #Flyers get one someday before I die.
Nice job Ref. At least you are becoming consistent. Consistently shitty. #Flyers
Come on Defense. How many times can you turn it over? #Flyers
Jfc get a shot on net. High and wide, high and wide... So Jeff Cartered. #Flyers
Lol, Hartnell loses a stick and his glove shoots straight up into the air. #Flyers
Wow, that new Van Halen song is pretty terrible. #SammyIsBetter
Yeah. Bryz. You suck. Seriously, that is the definition of awful. #Flyers
Holy Shitballs Schenn! #Flyers
WTF OPEN NET!?!?! #Flyers
Hey Ref. You have one job, one. Keep it consistent. Keep your head out if your ass firca change. #Flyers
Wow, this one is going to be brutal. #Flyers
Gooooooooooooooal! 6-4! #Flyers
Giroux! PP GOAL! #Flyers
Jagr! #Flyers only down 4 now. Heh.
This is officially a cluster fuck. #Flyers
Well this one is going to be a long one... #Flyers
I really shouldn't be this sleepy.
Bryz pisses me off most of the time, but he had a hell of a good game tonight. #Flyers
Jagr unselfish with the pass, EN goal for Giroux to wrap this one up. #Flyers
Simmonds with the rebound goal! #Flyers
Holy shit Rinaldo popped him. #Flyers
Well that was all kinds of ugly. #Flyers
Shorty! Shorty! Read all about it! #Flyers
Wooooooooooo, all aboard the Wayne Train! Simmonds with a spin around goal. #Flyers
Jagr hooking like it's 1999. #Flyers
Let's go #Flyers clap clap clap clap clap.