The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

January 2012

daub.me/p/eee1c - Shhhh. Kitty is sleepy.

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Goaaalll! Schenn hacking and whacking.

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Finally watched the final episode of season 6. OMG is it good. I can't wait until next season. Hurry, please.

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ARGH. Friggin power just went off. SONOFA.

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I might just fall asleep right at my desk...

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I just have to say it. @RealRocket22 was my childhood hero. I now feel justified in that after his last few tweets.

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I'm going to need a Bob_Dance.gif and I'm going to need it now!

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OMGBOB. win in a shoot out!

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Oh, it's going to be one of THOSE games...

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Sestito. Stupid penalty already. What are the odds?

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Damned root password. It's so complex that I never get it right on the first try. Never.

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Can't sleep. Thank God for How It's Made on the Science Channel.

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I can't believe I have to cheer for the Patriots. Sssshhhiiiitt.

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You have got to be kidding me.

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Anytime they show Eli Manning's face on the sideline it always looks like he is having serious constipation problems.

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Seriously, someone needs to pound Eli in the face. I'm sick of this now.

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How the fuck did he miss that?!!? Damn you.

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Ok. Bryz really really sucks at shootouts. lose because of the stupid fucking shootout.

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Mesz to Talbot! PP on fire! tied!

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Guess what. No instigator. Go figure. And why is Hartnell called? These refs have their heads completely up their asses.

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OMFG. Bryz. Can you help? A little?

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Well who didn't see that coming?

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MattyTets Natural Hattrick instagr.am/p/jsdMm/

via Instagram (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Jan 22nd, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Hartnell! Hattrick! Omg, same play. Wooooo!

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Hartnell!! Give that man the puck! tied up!!

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I don't care that I'm an obvious homer. These refs are absolutely terrible.

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Jody Shelley makes how much money a year? Oh sweet baby Jesus.

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@mikedaub I've been like this for 30 some years. Too late to make changes now.

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philabright Flyers fans will not care if Bryz stinks as long as he throws punches. 'd

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Bryz throwing haymakers! And NO CALL after that fucking mess? This is just ridiculous now. The NHL really needs to train referees.

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Jfc come on. You are kidding me. suck. Bryz, you seriously suck.

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Um. Isn't that kind of the definition of the instigater rule?

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BOOOOOOOOM! Schenn just killed a guy.

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That is terrible. A hit doesn't get any cleaner then that. You suck ref.

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go 2 men down. This won't take long...

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Goal! I totally turned the game on late and missed Boston score first. Let me guess, it was ugly? tie it up.

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daub.me/p/09e4c - Matty's first taste of birthday cake.

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Hartnell! 2nd goal of the game!

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Matty Read scores! Amazing pass by Simmonds. up 1.

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This last 10 minutes is killing me. Literally. Seriously, I need to leave before I lose my shit completely.

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This game has a giant Derp written all over it.

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A power play that didn't give up a shorthanded breakaway!

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Hey Shelley, eat a bag of shit. Fighting is your job, and Giroux had to do it for you. Dick.

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Jfc that's terrible. Terrible call.

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Well that fell apart quickly.

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Thank you, no goal. Wtf took so long refs?

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Yes. RT @FlyGoalScoredBy: Milan Jurcina: dumb faced jerk or jerk faced dummy?

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Ooo. MASH on TV Land. Sweet!

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OMG meeting. I'm going to have a stroke. Seriously.

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Creating a snapshot...

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Rob Lowe? Youngblood himself? Wait, he said what now?

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daub.me/p/00031 - Wow. Home server's CPU went a little nutty...

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WTF am I supposed to with no wikipedia?

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OMG. Roger Waters on Howard Stern!

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played some serious hockey to get a 5-1 win. Would have been a shutout, except Bryz had one terrible brain fart...

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Voracek scores! That's the kind of shitty goal that usually goes on on us...

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I'm pretty sure that goal was about the ugliest Bryz goal I've witnessed thus far. Chackass.

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Another redirect goal! Hartnell with his 20th.

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Redirect goal! get it right back!

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Seriously. That's fucking terrible. I don't want to blame Bryz because everyone gets all butthurt. But shit that was bad.

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I could really use a nap. Or a beer. Or a beer and a nap.

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Here comes the sleet...

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FINALLY done with ATT Wireless and that dreaded iPhone. Wifey has a new Droid X2 and she will love it. Or else.

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I don't even like football anymore.

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That empty net play turned into a cluster F pretty quick.

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Wooooooooooo! Simmonds scores! down 1.

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Hey, if you are at the Nashville - game, go find the asshat with that annoying whistle and slap the shit out of them.

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Couturier picks a corner with a laser!

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Hard to believe, a deflection goal.

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@PHSportsGoddess LOL. I still have the beer bottle I was drinking out of when the Phillies won.

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My life will not be complete until I see a Phil E. Moose MS Paint rendition from @zoowithroy

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Whew. Bob, 1st star thank you.

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Whoops? D goes nighty night and Islanders score. Ffffffffff.

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Come on. What the fuck kind of hit is that? Right too the fucking head!

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Seriously, that Islanders whistle thing. It's enough already.

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Lololol. Simmonds scores! Wooooooo, Wayne Train!

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Hey Ref. Do something useful for a change and pick up that loose stick on the ice. Asshole. Wtf.

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Wow, what a dive that was. Jfc.

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One more server to reboot and I am finally going home. Enough for today...

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"You have version 1.3 installed. Update to 1.3." Heh, thanks for that info.

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Whoops. My home Linux mdadm RAID array lost its spare. Thank goodness that is back now...

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Big win. It's all about Bob.

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Bullshit on that icing call.

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Couturier picks a corner! back up 1.

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Schenn picks up the garbage! up 1.

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AMC's Hell on Wheels. I like it. I like it a lot.

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jasondaub Down go the Steelers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Lololol first play and it's done!

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D turns the puck over far too much. Plus, they fall apart regularly and look lost at times.

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Just what the right now, a penalty. Frickity.

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Sigh. tied. Giving games away...

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Deflection goal, who would have guessed?

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Anderson playing shortstop on that play...

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Keep looking Phil Sims, I promise you that you won't find an fan that likes you.

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paladin I'm full of cabbage!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:59 PM, Jan 8th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

Couturier with a wicked wrister, up 1!

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Score! Bourdon? I'll take it?

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When dirtbag Chris Neil scores against you, you are in for a long night...

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Mesz with a laser one timer! tie it up.

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Well that didn't take long. Nice D

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Rinaldo drops the gloves early, what a great start.

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Forget football, it's time for the

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Heh, that Tebow arm!

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And Atlanta's D just completely fell apart there. Wow.

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@Flyersguru Danny B probably did it, he's kind of dirty prick with his stick :)

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Come on Falcons, you have to pound Eli when he starts running like that.

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Holy shit what a game. Danny B seems awake now.

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Danny B gets the hattrick to win in OT!!!!

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Fistpump! Danny B drops a duece! tied again.

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These refs are just terrible. How was that possession of the puck? Play should have continued.

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Sigh. Bryz down way early.

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OMG DANNY BRIERE JUST FOUGHT SOMEONE!

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Ugh. 5 on 3. Doesn't take long, now tied.

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I don't miss Jeff Carters wrist shot one bit. Voracek has a hell of a wrister. And it doesn't go high and wide as often.

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@BigNate Bombay Sapphire. My favorite.

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@LOLMets Smash. As long as she promises not to talk sports. EVER.

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Heh. The 5th Element. I like this movie more then I should...

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BroadStHockey The Phantoms give out an orange chain to the player of game. pic.twitter.com/aeLnjYna

via Camera on iOS (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Jan 6th, 2012 via TweetCaster for Android)

This. Seriously. RT @flyers_faithful: Nice to see the @PSPhantoms salute their fans at center ice after the game. (Ahem, @NHLFlyers).

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score!!! OT win outside at the Bank!

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Holmstrom scores! tie it with 20 seconds left!

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Yeow. Pretty goal by Hershey on the power play. down 1.

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I still can't believe Riley Cote is an assistant coach for the .

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RT @Flyrfn144: Largest AHL crowd ever: 45, 653!

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Apparently Michael Leighton got Leightoned.

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Crisis averted. The should be live on TCN and replayed on CSN. Whew.

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ARGH DAMMIT. The game isn't live?!!? No one at the game is permitted to tweet!

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Thank God. beat the Blackhawks 5-4. Barely.

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