daub.me/p/eee1c - Shhhh. Kitty is sleepy.
Seriously, fuck shootouts. #Flyers
Goaaalll! Schenn hacking and whacking. #Flyers
Trivia, beer, and #Flyers
Finally watched the final episode of #Dexter season 6. OMG is it good. I can't wait until next season. Hurry, please.
ARGH. Friggin power just went off. SONOFA.
I might just fall asleep right at my desk...
I'm going to need a Bob_Dance.gif and I'm going to need it now! #Flyers
OMGBOB. #Flyers win in a shoot out!
Count it! Schenn! #Flyers
Oh, it's going to be one of THOSE games... #Flyers
Ugh. That was quick. #Flyers
Sestito. Stupid penalty already. What are the odds? #Flyers
Trivia, beer, and #Flyers
@mikedaub Yeah. That may just work.
Damned root password. It's so complex that I never get it right on the first try. Never.
Can't sleep. Thank God for How It's Made on the Science Channel.
I can't believe I have to cheer for the Patriots. Sssshhhiiiitt. #NFL
You have got to be kidding me. #NFL
Anytime they show Eli Manning's face on the sideline it always looks like he is having serious constipation problems. #NFL
Akers is still money. #NFL
Seriously, someone needs to pound Eli in the face. I'm sick of this now. #NFL
How the fuck did he miss that?!!? #Ravens Damn you.
Ok. Bryz really really sucks at shootouts. #Flyers lose because of the stupid fucking shootout.
Giroux! Roof! #Flyers
Heh wtf was that Read? #Flyers
Double ugh. A shootout. #Flyers
Uggghhhh. Frickity. #Flyers
Frick. Into OT we go. #Flyers
Guess what. No instigator. Go figure. #Flyers And why is Hartnell called? These refs have their heads completely up their asses.
Woa, F-Bombs all around. #Flyers
OMFG. Bryz. Can you help? A little? #Flyers
Well who didn't see that coming? #Flyers
Hartnell! Hattrick! Omg, same play. Wooooo! #Flyers
Hartnell!! Give that man the puck! #Flyers tied up!!
I don't care that I'm an obvious homer. These refs are absolutely terrible. #Flyers
Hartnell! Omg. #Flyers
Jody Shelley makes how much money a year? Oh sweet baby Jesus. #Flyers
@mikedaub I've been like this for 30 some years. Too late to make changes now.
Bryz throwing haymakers! And NO CALL after that fucking mess? This is just ridiculous now. The NHL really needs to train referees. #Flyers
Jfc come on. You are kidding me. #Flyers suck. Bryz, you seriously suck.
Um. Isn't that kind of the definition of the instigater rule? #Flyers
BOOOOOOOOM! Schenn just killed a guy. #Flyers
That is terrible. A hit doesn't get any cleaner then that. You suck ref. #WTreF
#Flyers go 2 men down. This won't take long...
Goal! I totally turned the game on late and missed Boston score first. Let me guess, it was ugly? #Flyers tie it up.
daub.me/p/09e4c - Matty's first taste of birthday cake.
Good Guys win! #Flyers
Hartnell! 2nd goal of the game! #Flyers
Matty Read scores! Amazing pass by Simmonds. #Flyers up 1.
This last 10 minutes is killing me. Literally. Seriously, I need to leave before I lose my shit completely.
A goal! No shutout! #Flyers
This game has a giant Derp written all over it. #Flyers
A #Flyers power play that didn't give up a shorthanded breakaway!
Hey Shelley, eat a bag of shit. Fighting is your job, and Giroux had to do it for you. Dick. #Flyers
Feh. Fucking shorty. #Flyers
Holy shit Bob! #Flyers
Bob again! #Flyers
Jfc that's terrible. Terrible call. #Flyers
Well that fell apart quickly. #Flyers
That has to be disallowed. #Flyers
Yes. RT @FlyGoalScoredBy: Milan Jurcina: dumb faced jerk or jerk faced dummy?
Danny B got ROBBED. #Flyers
Ooo. MASH on TV Land. Sweet!
OMG meeting. I'm going to have a stroke. Seriously.
@mattakaslash Of a Virtual machine!
Creating a snapshot...
Rob Lowe? Youngblood himself? Wait, he said what now?
daub.me/p/00031 - Wow. Home server's CPU went a little nutty...
WTF am I supposed to with no wikipedia?
OMG. Roger Waters on Howard Stern!
#Flyers played some serious hockey to get a 5-1 win. Would have been a shutout, except Bryz had one terrible brain fart...
Voracek scores! That's the kind of shitty goal that usually goes on on us... #Flyers
I'm pretty sure that goal was about the ugliest Bryz goal I've witnessed thus far. Chackass. #Flyers
Another redirect goal! Hartnell with his 20th. #Flyers
Redirect goal! #Flyers get it right back!
Seriously. That's fucking terrible. I don't want to blame Bryz because everyone gets all butthurt. But shit that was bad. #Flyers
Um. What? #Flyers
Couturier! Shorty! #Flyers
Holy shit was that Shelly? #Flyers
Kimmo! Boom shakka lakka! #Flyers
#Flyers at the bar.
I could really use a nap. Or a beer. Or a beer and a nap.
Here comes the sleet...
FINALLY done with ATT Wireless and that dreaded iPhone. Wifey has a new Droid X2 and she will love it. Or else.
I don't even like football anymore. #NFL
That empty net play turned into a cluster F pretty quick. #Flyers
@iWIC3 Whoops, I missed that.
@iWIC3 What about Knuble?
Wooooooooooo! Simmonds scores! #Flyers down 1.
Hey, if you are at the Nashville - #Flyers game, go find the asshat with that annoying whistle and slap the shit out of them.
So uh, yeah. Shit. #Flyers
Couturier picks a corner with a laser! #Flyers
Hard to believe, a deflection goal. #Flyers
Lol! No goal! #Flyers
Heh. Bryz? #Flyers
Holy shit 49ers. #NFL
@PHSportsGoddess LOL. I still have the beer bottle I was drinking out of when the Phillies won.
My life will not be complete until I see a Phil E. Moose MS Paint rendition from @zoowithroy
Whew. Bob, 1st star thank you. #Flyers
Whoops? D goes nighty night and Islanders score. Ffffffffff. #Flyers
LASER shot from Couturier! #Flyers
Come on. What the fuck kind of hit is that? Right too the fucking head! #Flyers
Bob Bob Bob! #Flyers
Seriously, that Islanders whistle thing. It's enough already. #Flyers
Lololol. Simmonds scores! Wooooooo, Wayne Train! #Flyers
OMG BOB GLOVE. #Flyers
@Roose_TTB Who brews that?
Hey Ref. Do something useful for a change and pick up that loose stick on the ice. Asshole. Wtf. #Flyers
Wow, what a dive that was. Jfc. #Flyers
Hartnell! Redirect goal! #Flyers
Bob! Save! #Flyers
Ugh. Penalty shot. #Flyers
One more server to reboot and I am finally going home. Enough for today...
"You have version 1.3 installed. Update to 1.3." Heh, thanks for that info.
Whoops. My home Linux mdadm RAID array lost its spare. Thank goodness that is back now...
Big win. It's all about Bob. #Flyers
Bullshit on that icing call. #Flyers
Couturier picks a corner! #Flyers back up 1.
Schenn picks up the garbage! #Flyers up 1.
Finally #Flyers time.
AMC's Hell on Wheels. I like it. I like it a lot.
jasondaub Down go the Steelers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lololol first play and it's done! #NFL
Big Ben sacked again. #NFL
#Flyers D turns the puck over far too much. Plus, they fall apart regularly and look lost at times.
EN goal. Christ. #Flyers
Jesus christ already. #Flyers
Wow, Bryz got luck there. #Flyers
Just what the #Flyers right now, a penalty. Frickity.
Sigh. #Flyers tied. Giving games away...
Deflection goal, who would have guessed? #Flyers
Anderson playing shortstop on that play... #Flyers
Keep looking Phil Sims, I promise you that you won't find an #Eagles fan that likes you.
@paladin It won't last long ;-)
paladin I'm full of cabbage!!!
Couturier with a wicked wrister, #Flyers up 1!
Score! Bourdon? I'll take it? #Flyers
When dirtbag Chris Neil scores against you, you are in for a long night... #Flyers
That's a goal... #Flyers
Mesz with a laser one timer! #Flyers tie it up.
Well that didn't take long. Nice D #Flyers
Rinaldo drops the gloves early, what a great start. #Flyers
Forget football, it's time for the #Flyers
Heh, that Tebow arm! #NFL
And Atlanta's D just completely fell apart there. Wow. #NFL
@Flyersguru Danny B probably did it, he's kind of dirty prick with his stick :)
Come on Falcons, you have to pound Eli when he starts running like that. #NFL
LOL, Safety! #NFL
Holy shit what a game. Danny B seems awake now. #Flyers
Danny B gets the hattrick to win in OT!!!! #Flyers
Holy shit Bryz! #Flyers
Ugh. Tiger mask. #Flyers
Fistpump! Danny B drops a duece! #Flyers tied again.
These refs are just terrible. How was that possession of the puck? Play should have continued. #Flyers
Sigh. Bryz down way early. #Flyers
OMG DANNY BRIERE JUST FOUGHT SOMEONE! #Flyers
Ugh. 5 on 3. Doesn't take long, #Flyers now tied.
Wow. Is that Bryz? #Flyers
I don't miss Jeff Carters wrist shot one bit. Voracek has a hell of a wrister. And it doesn't go high and wide as often. #Flyers
@BigNate Bombay Sapphire. My favorite.
@LOLMets Smash. As long as she promises not to talk sports. EVER.
Heh. The 5th Element. I like this movie more then I should...
#Phantoms score!!! OT win outside at the Bank!
#Phantoms go to OT...
Holmstrom scores! #Phantoms tie it with 20 seconds left!
Yeow. Pretty goal by Hershey on the power play. #Phantoms down 1.
I still can't believe Riley Cote is an assistant coach for the #Phantoms.
RT @Flyrfn144: Largest AHL crowd ever: 45, 653!
#Phantoms score! Tied at 2.
Apparently Michael Leighton got Leightoned. #Phantoms
Crisis averted. The #Phantoms should be live on TCN and replayed on CSN. Whew.
ARGH DAMMIT. The #Phantoms game isn't live?!!? No one at the game is permitted to tweet!
Thank God. #Flyers beat the Blackhawks 5-4. Barely.
JVR!! #Flyers score!!