Jaws wants to "put a dress on some of these guys" because it's a penalty to hit a defenseless receiver. #MNF
Power is back. Finally back home. I think I need a nap.
@jmac_18 The Dallas Cowboys.
jmac_18 Somebody got a good Halloween joke for me?
"We estimate most power to customers in your area will be back on by 11:00 PM on 11/03/2011." Nooooooooooo! #PPLFail
I'm always a happy man when the #Eagles beat the Cowboys. Even moreso when they completely cream them.
LOL Cowboys. #Eagles
BOOOOOOOO. Dammit. #Eagles let them score.
Is this really the #Eagles omg.
Still without power. Starting to go a little crazy. Just a little...
Well thank god Amazon Prime Streaming works in a Linux browser. Still pisses me off that Netflix does not.
Great #Flyers win tonight. Bryz looked much better. No need to panic just yet...
Poor Boosh. #Flyers
Dammit, I need a #PSU audio stream or something.
Power is out. No heat. I should have picked up a generator. Shhhiiittttt.
daub.me/p/8f7a6 - My son as C-3PO. I won't lie. I teared up a little.
#Diaspora testing to Twitter...
I guess I better fire up the snow blower, make sure she's ready to rock...
@DownGoesSpezza Shocking that Hartnell only thinks the total is "10 or so."
AMP Energy drink, don't fail me now.
You have got to be kidding me. Shit has to be fixed. #MLB
If Lavvy doesn't stab someone with a skate in his presser, I consider this season a total failure. #Flyers
Bryz, "Goalie is bad." #Flyers
Oh good. Bryz said he has no confidence in himself, and he is terrible. Double shitsticks. #Flyers
Consider my mind blown. Make the defense skate sprints. All. Night. #Flyers
David_Strehle itsFlyers overcome 5-1 & 6-2 deficits, take 7-6 lead. Give up goal with 1:08 remaining to drop 9-8 decision.
Crazy, crazy, crazy game. #Flyers defense is TERRIBLE.
That's the game. Defense looks completely pathetic on that shift. #Flyers
JVR!! Tied at 8!! #Flyers
Cards tie it. Shitttt. #MLB
annadelphia Those two seconds where the Flyers were in the lead were fun. I enjoyed those.
Oh no, we suck again! #Flyers
the_Larkinater Michael Leighton goal for BRYZ.
Wtf? Pull Bryz. #Flyers
Well that didn't take long. #Flyers
SCCCOOOORRREEEE! TIED BITCHES! A big FU to you people that turned this shit off! #Flyers
HOLY SHIT ALMIGHTY. #FLYERS
Gooaaallll! #Flyers down by 2.
@JasonAAV We must suffer the pain.
So what now? This is just beyond ridiculous now. #Flyers CLEAR THE FUCKING NET.
Guess what? Deflection goal. Cripes. #Flyers
Well that sure as fuck didn't take long. #Flyers down 1.
Haha Randy Jones you suck. #Flyers
Jagr + Hartnell = Magic. #Flyers
If this is a goal I will completely lose my shit. #Flyers
daub.me/p/af23d - This kid is a real piece of work.
WOW my coat smells like a cigar...
Bryz was a little wonky on that one. UGLY defense all around tonight. #Flyers
Bounces. The friggin bounces. #Flyers
Jfc here. This is some of the ugliest defensive hockey I've ever witnessed. #Flyers
Well shit. #Flyers
Ugh. Gotta clear the puck. #Flyers
Tic tac toe Jagr scores! #Flyers
bradyfan590 Eric Lindros just on w/ us...& has OFFICIALLY committed to playing in the Winter Classic Alumni Game w/ his Legion Of Doom linemates Dec 31.
Lolol RT @terilyns68: So Bryz thinks wisors should be mandatory.
Well at least they didn't show that Assholeface George Bush in the stands... #MLB
PS - Suck it Cards. #MLB
Sorry, I still hate pretty much ANYTHING in/from Texas. #MLB
@raaaachel_4519 And then he fell down. j/k
Big win, Hartnell AND Jagr both score twice. #Flyers win 4-2.
JAGR!!! BREAKAWAY!!! AGAIN! GOOOAALL!!!! #Flyers
Jfc what was that.
Hartnell drops a duece!! #Flyers
Giroux. So dangled. #Flyers
Wtf is with Briere and his inability to control his stick? #Flyers
New #Flyers drinking game. Take a shot every time Tocchet calls Jagr "Jaags."
No way Hartnell just scored that. Seriously? Gooooaaaallll! #Flyers
Holy shit that was awesome. Finally a spark in the offense. #Flyers
OMG JAGR. #Flyers
That was Bob, not boob, btw. #Flyers
Jagr breakaway! Gooooooooooooooal! #Flyers
That certainly didn't look good. Pronger takes an ugly stick to the face. #Flyers
Nice call ref. You jackass. #Flyers
Suck it Wisconsin!
Wow. The #Flyers kind of suck.
LoMoMarlins Halloween costume 2012: a pile of Dirty Laundry, because women can't walk past it without doing it!
What is with all the Pearl Jam love all the sudden? I mean, they had a good first album. Then the shit went down hill after that...
I must have missed something. What's with all this Pearl Jam talk?
@terilyns68 I try not to count :)
@terilyns68 And I would really hate to see a good beer go bad...
Welp. This beer isn't going to drink itself.
@Lisa31888 For some reason, my cats take any amount of abuse my kids can dish out. And boy can they dish it out.
@JuniorGeneral Cats and babies are a strange mix.
Friggin cat. He hears the baby coughing out of the baby monitor and he goes to investigate. Every. Time.
@mikedaub Mall Rats. Look it up.
@mikedaub why buy the cow when you can....
@mikedaub Already writing a script to download and print the whole works.
MLS needs commercials. Or I should stop drinking, because man I need a pit stop. ASAP.
Holy shit. I just got Christian Twitter Spam. I say "Jesus Christ" a few times, and blammo.
PHSportsGoddess How to defeat the Washington Capitals : Tell them it's the 1st round of the NHL playoffs.
Feh. What a great #Flyers game.
I don't like when Lavy talks calmly on the bench. I was sticks swinging and fire coming out of his mouth. #Flyers
No, seriously. What? JFC. #Flyers
Well this certainly feel apart rather quickly. #Flyers
Oh Jesus Christ. #Flyers
Holy end to end hockey Batman! #Flyers
@GregParto Hartnell happened.
Jesus Christ boys, get the shot on net. #Flyers
That didn't take long. #Union defense falls apart and are already down 1.
Ugh. Kimmo blocks a shot off the forearm. #Flyers
Heh. Briere stick penalty. Who would have called that. #Flyers
Remember what I just said about the defense coughing up the puck? Ovvy gets one handed to him. #Flyers
Defensive turnovers. Ugh, off Coburn's stick. #Flyers
DAMMIT. I left for 30 seconds and Giroux scores a beauty. Holy hell. #Flyers up 1-0.
Heh. The Power Play still sucks. Lord, get the damned thing setup. #Flyers
Wow. GREAT penalty kill by the #Flyers
@mikedaub You can't. I'm deleting your user. Peckerhead.
After weeks of screwing with SSL certs and stuff, it looks like my pod is back up. I finally got a public post from the #Diaspora HQ user!
I just love Twitter fights. Never gets old.
F the Cardinals. Seriously. #MLB
tpanotchCSN Read, Couturier and Harry Z combined for 7 points in 7-2 win
Bob. 1 goal. Thank you. #Flyers win.
@mikedaub Bar. Drinking. Trivia.
Goal! #Flyers up 3-0. Turning into a shooting match.
Omg Reed. Top shelf. #Flyers
I could REALLY use a nice glass of Scotch.
Ride the pine Donnie Mac. #NFL
@FuckCindyCrosby The wait for the next issue is always what kills me.
@jamileh "Drama" be damned!
@FuckCindyCrosby Yeah, I was waiting to see if that would come up or not...
@jamileh I'm sure. The show is already way different then the comic, but the comic has no problem killing people off!
@jamileh I'll hush up then :)
Heh. You can tell what people have never read the #WalkingDead comic!
Well that was a little different. #WalkingDead
These Heinekin commercials want me to never touch Heinekin again.
I knew it would only be a short amount of time before the machetes and shit came out. YES. #WalkingDead
OMG I so need Battlefield 3.
dustball1986 "we cut the sumbitch open"
Jim Schwartz, "Waaaaaaaa, he called me a dirty name!!" #NFL
Andy Reid's reaction to McCoy's belly slap is still about the funniest things I've seen in a long time. #Eagles
Can't believe I had to root for the Cowboys. #NFL
Now Brady is intercepted! #NFL
Rex Grossman blaming everyone but himself for his 3 INTs. HAHAHA #Eagles
Holy shit, the #Eagles win.
FIRST DOWN!!! #Eagles
Well that didn't work very well. #Eagles
LOLOL Shady punches Andy in his gut. #Eagles
Um. Defense? Calling for the defense! #Eagles
ANOTHER 3rd down pass complete well short of a first down. What the hell!?! #Eagles
omg Andy ran the ball. #Eagles
JFC you let Beck run like that? #Eagles
And that right there is why I don't like Vick. Have to be smarter there and dump the ball. #Eagles
Sit DOWN Sexy Rexy. #Eagles
SHIIIITTTTTTTT on 4th down. #Eagles
LOLOLOL Vick just kicked a ball on the sideline that buzzed a Skins cheerleader. #Eagles
INT! And Vick is coming back in. #Eagles
The 2nd half meltdown continues... #Eagles
Vick takes another shot to the head. Young warming up. #Eagles
Sigh... #Eagles with another batted ball.
MACLIN!!!! #Eagles go DEEEEEPPP.
Jesus Christ flea flicker. #Eagles
Coming up, the #Eagles biggest problem. The 2nd half.
WTF Nate Allen is like a man possesed. #Eagles
Whoops, Moss got bit by the turf monster. #Eagles
INT!!!!!!!!! #Eagles Eat it Grossman, that wasn't even close.
Here is the red zone offense we all know and love. #Eagles
OMG what a catch by Celek!!! He lives!! #Eagles
HTF does Maclin get that wide open? #Eagles
Shady gets in completely untouched. TD #Eagles
Lewis!! Looks to be short. #Eagles
Asomungh can't tackle. #Eagles
Celek! TD #Eagles
Lol, I certainly enjoy when Herremans blocks a safety. That was ugly. #Eagles
HOLD ONTO THE BALL AVANT. #Eagles
Time to turn this off. #Eagles
daub.me/p/bfaf2 - This kid is a pro TV watcher. He really is my mini-me.
My #MythTV DVR to-watch list always looms over my head. I'll never get caught up.
Feh. #Flyers lose in OT.
Into OT we go. #Flyers start OT a man down...
Oh just perfect. #Flyers
I kind of hate Rinaldo. #Flyers
Fegley's BrewWorks Devious Imperial Pumpkin Ale. Yes please. Times 24.
@SethDH Omg Coach. That was some seriously great TV shit.
I totally forgot how much I loved Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Thanks Amazon streaming.