The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

October 2011

Jaws wants to "put a dress on some of these guys" because it's a penalty to hit a defenseless receiver.

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Power is back. Finally back home. I think I need a nap.

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jmac_18 Somebody got a good Halloween joke for me?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Oct 31st, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

"We estimate most power to customers in your area will be back on by 11:00 PM on 11/03/2011." Nooooooooooo!

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I'm always a happy man when the beat the Cowboys. Even moreso when they completely cream them.

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BOOOOOOOO. Dammit. let them score.

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Still without power. Starting to go a little crazy. Just a little...

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@silfreed Lucky bum! We have been out since 3pm...

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Well thank god Amazon Prime Streaming works in a Linux browser. Still pisses me off that Netflix does not.

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Great win tonight. Bryz looked much better. No need to panic just yet...

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Dammit, I need a audio stream or something.

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Power is out. No heat. I should have picked up a generator. Shhhiiittttt.

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daub.me/p/8f7a6 - My son as C-3PO. I won't lie. I teared up a little.

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I guess I better fire up the snow blower, make sure she's ready to rock...

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@DownGoesSpezza Shocking that Hartnell only thinks the total is "10 or so."

via BitlBee in reply to MathHappens51

AMP Energy drink, don't fail me now.

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You have got to be kidding me. Shit has to be fixed.

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If Lavvy doesn't stab someone with a skate in his presser, I consider this season a total failure.

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Oh good. Bryz said he has no confidence in himself, and he is terrible. Double shitsticks.

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Consider my mind blown. Make the defense skate sprints. All. Night.

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David_Strehle itsFlyers overcome 5-1 & 6-2 deficits, take 7-6 lead. Give up goal with 1:08 remaining to drop 9-8 decision.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Oct 27th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

Crazy, crazy, crazy game. defense is TERRIBLE.

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That's the game. Defense looks completely pathetic on that shift.

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Yeah, I hope the can score 7 points too.

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annadelphia Those two seconds where the Flyers were in the lead were fun. I enjoyed those.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Oct 27th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

the_Larkinater Michael Leighton goal for BRYZ.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Oct 27th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

Well that didn't take long.

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SCCCOOOORRREEEE! TIED BITCHES! A big FU to you people that turned this shit off!

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So what now? This is just beyond ridiculous now. CLEAR THE FUCKING NET.

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Guess what? Deflection goal. Cripes.

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Well that sure as fuck didn't take long. down 1.

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If this is a goal I will completely lose my shit.

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daub.me/p/af23d - This kid is a real piece of work.

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WOW my coat smells like a cigar...

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Bryz was a little wonky on that one. UGLY defense all around tonight.

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Bounces. The friggin bounces.

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Jfc here. This is some of the ugliest defensive hockey I've ever witnessed.

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bradyfan590 Eric Lindros just on w/ us...& has OFFICIALLY committed to playing in the Winter Classic Alumni Game w/ his Legion Of Doom linemates Dec 31.

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 8:22 AM, Oct 26th, 2011 via web)

Lolol RT @terilyns68: So Bryz thinks wisors should be mandatory.

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Well at least they didn't show that Assholeface George Bush in the stands...

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PS - Suck it Cards.

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Sorry, I still hate pretty much ANYTHING in/from Texas.

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Big win, Hartnell AND Jagr both score twice. win 4-2.

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JAGR!!! BREAKAWAY!!! AGAIN! GOOOAALL!!!!

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Wtf is with Briere and his inability to control his stick?

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New drinking game. Take a shot every time Tocchet calls Jagr "Jaags."

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No way Hartnell just scored that. Seriously? Gooooaaaallll!

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Holy shit that was awesome. Finally a spark in the offense.

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That was Bob, not boob, btw.

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Jagr breakaway! Gooooooooooooooal!

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That certainly didn't look good. Pronger takes an ugly stick to the face.

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Nice call ref. You jackass.

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LoMoMarlins Halloween costume 2012: a pile of Dirty Laundry, because women can't walk past it without doing it!

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Oct 21st, 2011 via BitlBee)

What is with all the Pearl Jam love all the sudden? I mean, they had a good first album. Then the shit went down hill after that...

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I must have missed something. What's with all this Pearl Jam talk?

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@terilyns68 And I would really hate to see a good beer go bad...

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Welp. This beer isn't going to drink itself.

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@Lisa31888 For some reason, my cats take any amount of abuse my kids can dish out. And boy can they dish it out.

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@JuniorGeneral Cats and babies are a strange mix.

via web in reply to JuniorGeneral

Friggin cat. He hears the baby coughing out of the baby monitor and he goes to investigate. Every. Time.

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joindiaspora This Sunday starting at 9:30am PST, we will be down for ~12hrs to deploy a update!

via Diaspora (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Oct 21st, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

@mikedaub why buy the cow when you can....

via BitlBee in reply to mikedaub

@mikedaub Already writing a script to download and print the whole works.

via web in reply to mikedaub

The lose as well. for Philly tonight.

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MLS needs commercials. Or I should stop drinking, because man I need a pit stop. ASAP.

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Holy shit. I just got Christian Twitter Spam. I say "Jesus Christ" a few times, and blammo.

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PHSportsGoddess How to defeat the Washington Capitals : Tell them it's the 1st round of the NHL playoffs.

via web (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Oct 20th, 2011 via BitlBee)

Feh. What a great game.

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I don't like when Lavy talks calmly on the bench. I was sticks swinging and fire coming out of his mouth.

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No, seriously. What? JFC.

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Well this certainly feel apart rather quickly.

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Oh Jesus Christ.

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Holy end to end hockey Batman!

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Jesus Christ boys, get the shot on net.

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That didn't take long. defense falls apart and are already down 1.

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Ugh. Kimmo blocks a shot off the forearm.

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Heh. Briere stick penalty. Who would have called that.

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Remember what I just said about the defense coughing up the puck? Ovvy gets one handed to him.

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Defensive turnovers. Ugh, off Coburn's stick.

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DAMMIT. I left for 30 seconds and Giroux scores a beauty. Holy hell. up 1-0.

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@tpanotchCSN Indecisive? Is that another way of saying shitty?

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Heh. The Power Play still sucks. Lord, get the damned thing setup.

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Wow. GREAT penalty kill by the

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@mikedaub You can't. I'm deleting your user. Peckerhead.

via BitlBee in reply to mikedaub

After weeks of screwing with SSL certs and stuff, it looks like my pod is back up. I finally got a public post from the HQ user!

via Diaspora @ forked.nwlehighsd.org

I just love Twitter fights. Never gets old.

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F the Cardinals. Seriously.

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tpanotchCSN Read, Couturier and Harry Z combined for 7 points in 7-2 win

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Oct 18th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

Bob. 1 goal. Thank you. win.

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Goal! up 3-0. Turning into a shooting match.

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I could REALLY use a nice glass of Scotch.

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@Flyrfn144 There are currently 89 issues, the series is still ongoing...

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Ride the pine Donnie Mac.

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@FuckCindyCrosby The wait for the next issue is always what kills me.

via BitlBee in reply to CallOfGirouxty

@FuckCindyCrosby Yeah, I was waiting to see if that would come up or not...

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@jamileh I'm sure. The show is already way different then the comic, but the comic has no problem killing people off!

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Heh. You can tell what people have never read the comic!

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Well that was a little different.

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These Heinekin commercials want me to never touch Heinekin again.

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I knew it would only be a short amount of time before the machetes and shit came out. YES.

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OMG I so need Battlefield 3.

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dustball1986 "we cut the sumbitch open"

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Oct 16th, 2011 via BitlBee)

Jim Schwartz, "Waaaaaaaa, he called me a dirty name!!"

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Andy Reid's reaction to McCoy's belly slap is still about the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

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Can't believe I had to root for the Cowboys.

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Now Brady is intercepted!

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Rex Grossman blaming everyone but himself for his 3 INTs. HAHAHA

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adimike55 Love my but let's not celebrate yet. No points in the 2nd half again and the defense almost let a bad team back in. Gotta be better

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Oct 16th, 2011 via BitlBee)

Holy shit, the win.

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Well that didn't work very well.

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LOLOL Shady punches Andy in his gut.

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Um. Defense? Calling for the defense!

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ANOTHER 3rd down pass complete well short of a first down. What the hell!?!

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omg Andy ran the ball.

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JFC you let Beck run like that?

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And that right there is why I don't like Vick. Have to be smarter there and dump the ball.

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Sit DOWN Sexy Rexy.

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COLEMAN!! AGAIN! The man is turning into a right before our eyes!!!!

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SHIIIITTTTTTTT on 4th down.

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LOLOLOL Vick just kicked a ball on the sideline that buzzed a Skins cheerleader.

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INT! And Vick is coming back in.

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The 2nd half meltdown continues...

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Vick takes another shot to the head. Young warming up.

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Sigh... with another batted ball.

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MACLIN!!!! go DEEEEEPPP.

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Jesus Christ flea flicker.

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Coming up, the biggest problem. The 2nd half.

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WTF Nate Allen is like a man possesed.

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Whoops, Moss got bit by the turf monster.

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INT!!!!!!!!! Eat it Grossman, that wasn't even close.

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Here is the red zone offense we all know and love.

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OMG what a catch by Celek!!! He lives!!

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HTF does Maclin get that wide open?

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Shady gets in completely untouched. TD

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Lol, I certainly enjoy when Herremans blocks a safety. That was ugly.

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daub.me/p/bfaf2 - This kid is a pro TV watcher. He really is my mini-me.

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My DVR to-watch list always looms over my head. I'll never get caught up.

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Into OT we go. start OT a man down...

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Score!!! A power play goal, wow!

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This. 100 times over. RT @kmart93: @UncleButsy Well, I think Rinaldo is trash and shouldn't be in the organization at all.

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Fegley's BrewWorks Devious Imperial Pumpkin Ale. Yes please. Times 24.

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@SethDH Omg Coach. That was some seriously great TV shit.

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to SethDH

I totally forgot how much I loved Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Thanks Amazon streaming.

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