The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

September 2011

I'm pretty sure Sabathia is fatter. Pretty sure.

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What is it with the Umps and not calling games in the rain?

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Seriously. TBS? I'm tired of this shit. TBS? What happened to real sports channels?

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Always good when the Devils lose.

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Beer then bed....

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This is the craziest baseball day I've ever witnessed.

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SpikeEskin Baaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha-oston

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:08 AM, Sep 29th, 2011 via BitlBee)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! RAYS WIN!!!!!!!

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JFC I'll never get to sleep now. Wild Card Wednesday

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LOLSOX!!! O's come back and walk it off!!!!!!!!!

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AND THE O's TIE IT UP!!!!

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Candice_M10 THAT'S IT! Most wins in franchise history and Charlie Manuel becomes the all-time winning-est manager in franchise history!

via web (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Sep 28th, 2011 via BitlBee)

And OMG, Herndon gets the save. Holy shit all around.

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DOUBLE PLAY!!! 102 wins!!! LOLBRAVES!!!

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LLLAARRRRYYYY LLLAAARRRYYY.

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I refuse to make a dick out of Herndon. YET.

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Bottom of the 13th we go. Need to shut this shit down.

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PENCE!!!!! take the lead!!!!

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Pence needs to lay off the Red Bull. Cripes.

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jasondaub impressive at bat Schneider

via web (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Sep 28th, 2011 via web)

Well that Dom Brown at bat sure was exciting.

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YESSSSSSSS. Whew. Onto 13th!

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thephilsblunt Chase just saved this game.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Sep 28th, 2011 via BitlBee)

Sox - O's is back...

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OMG The Rays tied it.

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Mini Mart on his horse! Onto the 11th!

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Oh goody, Schneider.

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STUTES. Dirty, dirty pitching. Into extras we go!

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Stutes still scares me a little...

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It's uh, all up to uh, Mini Mart?

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. TIED UP!!!!!

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Bases. Loaded. Please. For the love of God. Let's get a run here, please?

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THAT you call a strike? Come on.

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Benny Fresh, quit swinging at balls.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Shit.

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PENCE! CANON! Uggla is OUTTTTT!

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@PHSportsGoddess Probably, sure. I want to see them get the 102 record though...

via web in reply to PHSportsGoddess

@PHSportsGoddess Pitch right down the middle like that and Chipper crushed it.

via web in reply to PHSportsGoddess

I hate Cole Hamels.

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Must. Beat. Braves.

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If you append pretty little backgrounds to your email messages, I hope you die in a fire.

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@DiasporaReplies Thanks for the offer, but I already have my own pod working. Love it!

via web in reply to DiasporaReplies

St Louis is blowing this open in the 8th...

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PS, Kendrick is totally a dick for giving up a homer then shutting the Braves out. Shutout fun killer.

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Wooooooooooo. 101 wins baby!!

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Omg this RT @PHSportsGoddess: @philsphan19 Wilson Valdez pitching in extras

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Oh good. Bowker will end this fun time hitting party the are having.

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Poor kid took it right in the face. Ugh. Class act by Raul for checking.

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adimike55 Tell me again about the day the acquired @hunterpence3 . I want to hear that again and again and again and again and...

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Sep 27th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

Heh. I love watching the beat the Braves.

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jamileh Today can go pound sand.

via Echofon (retweeted on 7:24 PM, Sep 27th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

DroidX over-the-air update complete. I wonder what is new?

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Gas station coffee makes the world go round.

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FreddyAdu Man i hate the cowboys

via web (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Sep 26th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

That is win number 100 folks. Even better that it came over the Braves.

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ARGH come on Raul.

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DOUBLE. PLAY. Nice.

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I don't like the way things are lining up here...

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Simmonds gets the EN goal!!! up 5-3!

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RRAUUUULLLLL. up 4-2.

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That's weak at best, thank you.

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Kimmo, SOO close. CLANG.

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@PSUKyle I'd rather have a tooth drilled.

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Score! Reed slams it home. back up 3-2.

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BRYZ!!!!!! Robbery!

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Jagr drops a duece! up 2-1.

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Hahahahahaha Sit down Avery.

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Bases loaded, 1 out. Don't mess this up.

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Score!!!! PPG Jagr!!!

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I'm pretty sure Simmonds just called Avery a homosexual. In so many terms.

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Holy shit, that pile up was a total mess.

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Ugh. Chipper Jones hits a homer off Lee. Season over.

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WOOOOOO RINALDO IS POUNDING HIM!!

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Oy! I heard the F word there!

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This Bryz guy is an ace!

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I still can't believe I have to cheer for Jagr.

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BONK!! Steelers missed the FG.

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Time to delete my Google+ account. Really, what's the point?

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Just now watching the Andy presser. He's pretty much a dick.

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@philaSports Eagles suck. No need to use the full 160.

via BitlBee in reply to Realdeal411

Wow, Jay Cutler is pretty shitty.

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VANIMAL_49 This dominatrix outfit is comfortable....glad we picked up that W today...makes wearing this stuff a little easier

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Sep 25th, 2011 via BitlBee)

OH. MY. GOD. LOLOLOL RT @hunterpence3: Enjoy yfrog.com/hw4dydj

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Mike Vick, "They call me Mr. Glass."

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Choochtober is starting early.

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GOOT. Vikes lose.

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Yeow. Bastardo. What is going on there?

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BILLS WIN!!! YESSSSS!!

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Wow that game gave me a hell of a headache.

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Flyrfn144 I'll never stop being an Eagles fan, but they're my number 3 team behind the Phillies and Flyers and have been that way for a while.

via web (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Sep 25th, 2011 via BitlBee)

Really glad they dumped Kolb. This is working out real well.

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Pierre-Paul gets a clear shot to the head, no call. Pile it on.

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At least the are still winning!

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Sigh. Nothing else to be said.

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Oh perfect. Jump offsides and give them a 1st down. I'm done.

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The defense holds, but the bad news is that the offense has to come back out.

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Sorry folks. This dream-team defense looks like complete shit.

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LesBowen Vick broken hand

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Nice job Kafka. Way to be buddy.

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Come on what kind of stupid shit was that?!?

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Anndddd Vick is back.

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All that for 3 points.

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Oh christ. WTF was that now.

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What a pretty, pretty pass by Vick.

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LOL WTF WAS THAT!?

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Chooch has a pretty good neck beard going there...

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Goot! OMG what a mess that was.

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Oh jesus christ.

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How the christ is that not a flag? Giants player pushed Maclin AND kicked the set ball. Come on!

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Holy cow. Turned on the just a few minutes late, and they are up 2-0?!

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Looks like the need to run a few tackling drills.

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You have got to be effing kidding me. Jfc.

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And Jimmy gets caught stealing. The suck continues.

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7 straight losses. And nothing feels quite the same as losing to the Mets.

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via HootSuite (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Sep 24th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

Looks like we are getting Choochtober a little early this year.

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That's a hit. Suck it Dickey.

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Apparently my job, as a cat owner, is the same as a doorman.

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The take another draw...

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I can't believe I have to say this. But. What a great game Jagr had. Excited to see him in the regular season.

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NHLFlyers beat Red Wings 3-1. Goals by @JVReemer21 , @read1mat and Jagr.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:58 PM, Sep 23rd, 2011 via BitlBee)

And it is completely awesome that @FarydMondragon tweeted that goal before I did.

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GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! tie it up!

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win! Bob is 2-0 in the preseason.

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Great. The feed is wonderful when they show the crowd dancing around with no shirts on. During the actual game, ass on a stick.

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Jesus Christ. Red Wings Dance Cam. Someone kill me.

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Wait. Jagr scored? GOOOOOOAALLLLLLL!!!!

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Oh no, bad news. @JohnBolaris is yelling again.

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BroadStBull Ian White wins it for DET in Rd 8.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:43 PM, Sep 22nd, 2011 via BitlBee)

@mikedaub Playoffs haven't even started.

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A RUN!! A RUN!! HOLY SHIT A RUN!!! CHOOOOOOOOOCH!!!

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Seriously. The are killing me. The losing streak extends to 6.

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Oh FFS. This is just. I mean. Hellwitit.

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Sure, why not. Pour it on Nats.

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What a great time for the ump to go all shitty on us.

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The Rays. Are beating the Yankees. 11-0. In the top of the 4th????????????

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I hope this isn't a "we can flip the switch when the playoffs start" sorta things. Remember how well that worked for the

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Bob Uecker, "1 hit? 1 god damned hit?"

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Is the stream REALLY SHITTY for anyone else?

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LOL Utley-Bowker fail. Jesus christ someone call that shit.

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Awesome. Switched to nginx using 's config file, working much better, and now it works with https.

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Meetings. OMFG.

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I can't even watch this shit anymore. WTF kind of catch is that?

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LOL Coffey. That fat bastard cracks me up.

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Holy SHIT Mayberry just killed a baseball!!!!

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Blah, empty net goal by the Leafs, lose 4-2. It's only preseason you know...

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Goooaall!!! Btw, not a fan of using for the goal song...

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All this with no outs? Cripes.

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KevinMcAlpin Rollins, Victorino, Polanco and Utley are a combined 0-for-14 with a walk tonight...

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Sep 21st, 2011 via BitlBee)

Oh Jesus Crapstick.

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Hahaha @PhilliesWheeler Braves leaking oil reference!

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Oh goodie, Bastardo is warming up.

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Well there that goes. Again.

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Goal!!!! WTF is Hyka?

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Hey Bryz. Stay in your net. Mmm kay?

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RAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLL. up 3-2.

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All Mayberry Jr does is steal bases too.

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All Mayberry Jr does is hit.

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VANIMAL!!!! Game tied up with the RBI!

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Holy hell, I almost forgot the were on TCN.

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JFC Chaz Bono, put your shirt back on.

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