I'm pretty sure Sabathia is fatter. Pretty sure.
What is it with the Umps and not calling games in the rain? #MLB
Seriously. TBS? I'm tired of this shit. TBS? What happened to real sports channels? #MLB
Always good when the Devils lose. #Flyers
Beer then bed....
This is the craziest baseball day I've ever witnessed.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! RAYS WIN!!!!!!!
JFC I'll never get to sleep now. #MLB Wild Card Wednesday
LOLSOX!!! O's come back and walk it off!!!!!!!!! #MLB
AND THE O's TIE IT UP!!!! #MLB
Candice_M10 THAT'S IT! Most wins in franchise history and Charlie Manuel becomes the all-time winning-est manager in franchise history!
And OMG, Herndon gets the save. Holy shit all around. #Phillies
DOUBLE PLAY!!! 102 wins!!! LOLBRAVES!!! #PHILLIES
Um. Herndon? #Phillies
LLLAARRRRYYYY LLLAAARRRYYY. #Phillies
I refuse to make a dick out of Herndon. YET. #Phillies
Bottom of the 13th we go. Need to shut this shit down. #Phillies
PENCE!!!!! #Phillies take the lead!!!!
Pence needs to lay off the Red Bull. Cripes. #Phillies
jasondaub impressive at bat Schneider
Well that Dom Brown at bat sure was exciting. #Phillies
Woa! Dommy Brown! #Phillies
YESSSSSSSS. Whew. Onto 13th! #Phillies
Sox - O's is back... #MLB
Well shit. #Phillies
Onto the 12th! #Phillies
OMG The Rays tied it.
Mini Mart on his horse! Onto the 11th! #Phillies
Oh goody, Schneider. #Phillies
STUTES. Dirty, dirty pitching. Into extras we go! #Phillies
Stutes still scares me a little... #Phillies
It's uh, all up to uh, Mini Mart? #Phillies
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. TIED UP!!!!! #Phillies
Bases. Loaded. Please. For the love of God. Let's get a run here, please? #Phillies
THAT you call a strike? Come on. #Phillies
Benny Fresh, quit swinging at balls. #Phillies
NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Shit. #Phillies
PENCE! CANON! Uggla is OUTTTTT! #Phillies
@PHSportsGoddess Probably, sure. I want to see them get the 102 record though...
@PHSportsGoddess Pitch right down the middle like that and Chipper crushed it.
I hate Cole Hamels. #Phillies
Must. Beat. Braves. #Phillies
Almost #Phillies time...
If you append pretty little backgrounds to your email messages, I hope you die in a fire.
@DiasporaReplies Thanks for the offer, but I already have my own pod working. Love it!
St Louis is blowing this open in the 8th... #MLB
@mikedaub W T F.
PS, Kendrick is totally a dick for giving up a homer then shutting the Braves out. Shutout fun killer. #Phillies
Wooooooooooo. 101 wins baby!! #Phillies
Oh screw you Kendrick. #Phillies
@LOLMets Nothing. Not a damned thing.
Jimmmmmyyyyyyy goes deeeep. #Phillies
Oh good. Bowker will end this fun time hitting party the #Phillies are having.
Poor kid took it right in the face. Ugh. Class act by Raul for checking. #Phillies
Heh. I love watching the #Phillies beat the Braves.
jamileh Today can go pound sand.
DroidX over-the-air update complete. I wonder what is new?
Gas station coffee makes the world go round.
FreddyAdu Man i hate the cowboys
Haha Grossman. #NFL
That is win number 100 folks. Even better that it came over the Braves. #Phillies
So cuttered. #Phillies
ARGH come on Raul. #Phillies
@ghettorigged Do I have to answer that? Whew!
DOUBLE. PLAY. Nice. #Phillies
I don't like the way things are lining up here... #Phillies
RRAUUUULLLLL. #Phillies up 4-2.
That's weak at best, thank you. #Flyers
Kimmo, SOO close. CLANG. #Flyers
@PSUKyle I'd rather have a tooth drilled.
Score! Reed slams it home. #Flyers back up 3-2.
BRYZ!!!!!! Robbery! #Flyers
Jagr drops a duece! #Flyers up 2-1.
Hahahahahaha Sit down Avery. #Flyers
Bases loaded, 1 out. Don't mess this up. #Phillies
Score!!!! PPG Jagr!!! #Flyers
I'm pretty sure Simmonds just called Avery a homosexual. In so many terms. #Flyers
Holy shit, that pile up was a total mess. #Flyers
Ugh. Chipper Jones hits a homer off Lee. Season over. #Phillies
WOOOOOO RINALDO IS POUNDING HIM!! #Flyers
Oy! I heard the F word there! #Flyers
This Bryz guy is an ace! #Flyers
I still can't believe I have to cheer for Jagr. #Flyers
BONK!! Steelers missed the FG. #NFL
Time to delete my Google+ account. Really, what's the point?
Just now watching the Andy presser. He's pretty much a dick. #Eagles
@philaSports Eagles suck. No need to use the full 160.
Wow, Jay Cutler is pretty shitty. #NFL
VANIMAL_49 This dominatrix outfit is comfortable....glad we picked up that W today...makes wearing this stuff a little easier
Mike Vick, "They call me Mr. Glass." #Eagles
Choochtober is starting early. #Phillies
GOOT. Vikes lose. #NFL
Yeow. Bastardo. What is going on there? #Phillies
BILLS WIN!!! YESSSSS!! #NFL
Wow that #Eagles game gave me a hell of a headache.
Flyrfn144 I'll never stop being an Eagles fan, but they're my number 3 team behind the Phillies and Flyers and have been that way for a while.
Really glad they dumped Kolb. This is working out real well. #Eagles
LOL Kafka. #Eagles
Pierre-Paul gets a clear shot to the head, no call. Pile it on. #Eagles
At least the #Phillies are still winning!
Sigh. Nothing else to be said. #Eagles
Oh perfect. Jump offsides and give them a 1st down. I'm done. #Eagles
The defense holds, but the bad news is that the offense has to come back out. #Eagles
Sorry folks. This dream-team defense looks like complete shit. #Eagles
LesBowen Vick broken hand
Nice job Kafka. Way to be buddy. #Eagles
Sure why not. #Eagles
My god. #Eagles
Come on what kind of stupid shit was that?!? #Eagles
Anndddd Vick is back. #Eagles
All that for 3 points. #Eagles
Oh christ. WTF was that now. #Eagles
What a pretty, pretty pass by Vick. #Eagles
LOL WTF WAS THAT!? #Eagles
Chooch has a pretty good neck beard going there... #Phillies
Goot! OMG what a mess that was. #Eagles
Oh jesus christ. #Eagles
How the christ is that not a flag? Giants player pushed Maclin AND kicked the set ball. Come on! #Eagles
Holy cow. Turned on the #Phillies just a few minutes late, and they are up 2-0?!
TD Shady! #Eagles
Looks like the #Eagles need to run a few tackling drills.
Yay 3 points. #Eagles
You have got to be effing kidding me. Jfc. #Eagles
#Eagles super defense, eh? LOL.
Make that 8 straight losses. #Phillies
And Jimmy gets caught stealing. The suck continues. #Phillies
The #Phillies may never win again.
7 straight losses. And nothing feels quite the same as losing to the Mets. #Phillies
Looks like we are getting Choochtober a little early this year. #Phillies
Sure, why not. F U Cole. #Phillies
That's a hit. Suck it Dickey. #Phillies
Stupid ump can't count! #Phillies
I should probably sleep...
Apparently my job, as a cat owner, is the same as a doorman.
The #Union take another draw...
I can't believe I have to say this. But. What a great game Jagr had. Excited to see him in the regular season. #Flyers
#Flyers win! Bob is 2-0 in the preseason.
Great. The #Flyers feed is wonderful when they show the crowd dancing around with no shirts on. During the actual game, ass on a stick.
Jesus Christ. Red Wings Dance Cam. Someone kill me. #Flyers
Wait. Jagr scored? GOOOOOOAALLLLLLL!!!! #Flyers
Oh no, bad news. @JohnBolaris is yelling again.
@mikedaub Playoffs haven't even started.
A RUN!! A RUN!! HOLY SHIT A RUN!!! CHOOOOOOOOOCH!!! #Phillies
Seriously. The #Phillies are killing me. The losing streak extends to 6.
Oh FFS. This is just. I mean. Hellwitit. #Phillies
Sure, why not. Pour it on Nats. #Phillies
A HIT!!! #Phillies
What a great time for the ump to go all shitty on us. #Phillies
F U Shane. #Phillies
The Rays. Are beating the Yankees. 11-0. In the top of the 4th????????????
Bob Uecker, "1 hit? 1 god damned hit?" #Phillies
Is the #Flyers stream REALLY SHITTY for anyone else?
LOL Utley-Bowker fail. Jesus christ someone call that shit. #Phillies
Awesome. Switched to nginx using #Diaspora 's config file, working much better, and now it works with https.
#Phillies lose 5th straight. Yikes.
I can't even watch this shit anymore. WTF kind of catch is that? #Phillies
LOL Coffey. That fat bastard cracks me up. #Phillies
Holy SHIT Mayberry just killed a baseball!!!! #Phillies
Blah, empty net goal by the Leafs, #Flyers lose 4-2. It's only preseason you know...
All this with no outs? Cripes. #Phillies
KevinMcAlpin Rollins, Victorino, Polanco and Utley are a combined 0-for-14 with a walk tonight...
Oh Jesus Crapstick. #Phillies
Hahaha @PhilliesWheeler Braves leaking oil reference!
Oh goodie, Bastardo is warming up. #Phillies
Well there that goes. Again. #Phillies
Goal!!!! WTF is Hyka? #Flyers
Hey Bryz. Stay in your net. Mmm kay? #Flyers
PING! Post! #Flyers
RAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLL. #Philles up 3-2.
All Mayberry Jr does is steal bases too. #Phillies
All Mayberry Jr does is hit. #Phillies
VANIMAL!!!! Game tied up with the RBI! #Phillies
Here we go again. #Phillies
JFC Chaz Bono, put your shirt back on.