Here comes the rain.
@KayOhhh43 It was probably way off target...
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul wooooo Pirates sweep! #Phillies
Fargle friggin bargle. #Phillies
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul wooooo tied up! #Phillies
Eat shift! #Phillies
Hunter Pence just Dom Browned that ball. #Phillies
Oooo. MASH marathon...
Time for a little 2AM swim...
hunterpence There was some major love! Thank you Philly for the warm welcome!
Futurama. STILL funny.
Ibanez still sucks. #Phillies
PENCE! Crowd goes wild! #Phillies
Cliff Lee does it all and goes 2 for 3. #Phillies
Howard now 3 for 3! #Phillies
T-Mac trying to hide his man boobs. Not working. #Phillies
Howard is now a hitting machine. #Phillies
JIMMMMMY! DEEEP! #Phillies up 2-0.
COME ON BULLSHIT CALL. Give it to em Cholly! #Phillies
Seems like the fans at the park like Pence, eh? #Phillies
Ryan Howard just knocked the cover off a baseball. BOOM. #Phillies
So the #Eagles are looking pretty good, huh? Muhahaha
#Phillies win 10-3. Offence! Holy cow! Hallady becomes first NL pitcher to 13 wins.
Oh Lord Herndon. #Phillies
@CaptainOrange18 He was sitting on the bench with his feet up.
DAMN YOU CARPENTER! #Phillies
"All the garb wasn't around then." That means @zoowithroy didn't have a tshirt shop yet.
Pence for the win! #Phillies
#Union GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL. Down 2-1
Pence gets pulled from the ballgame. Thank you!
BrotherlyGame Three or so minutes of stoppage time away from the Union's first defeat at PPL Park since 2010.
JIMMY!!!!!!!! BLAMMO!!! #Phillies
kmart93 If the Players to be named later are Ibanez and Francisco, this is a major win.
lol David Bell. #Phillies
DallasCowboys.com - Read it. Muhahhaaha suck it Cowboys. #EAGLES
LOLOL HOWARD. What a friggin catch! #Phillies
Screw you guys. Dom Brown is catching balls right and left. #Phillies
Oy vey, #Union down 2-nil.
Dom Brown caught the ball! Shhhh. #Phillies
Pirates catcher takes one in the pills. #Phillies
If you walk Ibanez, you are suck.
I totally love my twitter feed. #Phillies
CHASE!!! BACK BACK BACK IT'S OUT OF HERE! #Phillies
MUAHAHH Dom Brown! Keep em! #Phillies
BEST. FIRST. INNING. EVER. SHIT. JINX. #Phillies
E A G L E S #EAGLES
End work. Begin bar.
I still can't believe I have to actually like Max Talbot AND Jaromir Jagr. Armageddon, I'm telling you. #Flyers
Early breakfast. S.O.S and a side of scrapple. Now I need a nap.
Spaceballs is on? How the hell can I go to sleep with that on TV?
Gload! So close! #Phillies
Herndon. My arch nemesis. #Phillies
Is it wrong of me to hope Ibanez gets hit by a bus? #Phillies
Chase! I'll take a run any way I can get it. #Phillies
RISP 0-7. Great googly moogly #Phillies
Well that completely fell apart pretty quickly. Cripes. #Phillies
Bye bye David Akers. So bummed to see him go. #Eagles
Dom Brown makes the catch!!! #Phillies
What the F Utley? #Phillies
Kendrick gets a hit! #Phillies
If they say belly whomper one more time I may competely lose my shit. #Phillies
Yup. Kendrick is a bum again. #Phillies
JINX RT @ilovechooch: Dom's gonna homer.
This is going to be one of those no offense nights huh? #Phillies
AC is broke. Again. Frickity frick.
@BigNate Wow that looks like a giant pain in the sac.
Sweet. The Trenton Titans are coming back.
Terrific. This is all on Raul now. Just what we need. #Phillies
Bastardo is still filthy. #Phillies
Lidge. High cheese. Lights out. #Phillies
Here comes B Lidge. #Phillies
Lololol Giants infield fail! #Phillies
Double play suckas! #Phillies
JFC. Dom Brown is pretty shitty in the outfield sometimes... #Phillies
Wow what a headache. And this no runs for Cole nonsense is making it worse. #Phillies
IronPigs Pete Orr draws the bases-loaded walk to put another run on the board for the IronPigs. Now 3-0 IronPigs, still two outs in the 2nd.
SIT DOWN HUFF. Great play by Hamels and Howard. #Phillies
Just finally saw the call at the plate in the Braves-Pirates game. Good lord that is a whole pile of fail.
Worley. Complete game. Bitches. What a hell of a game. #Phillies
Chase Utley you are the man! Inside the park home run! #Phillies
@LisaLampanelli Right. Now I'm supposed to "read" Playboy?
NHL12 pre-ordered. Just had to do it.
I could really, really use a power nap right about now.
Damned #Phillies day games. What the hell am I supposed to do all night?
Lights Out Lidge. Is he back? Is he back? #Phillies
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuul. #Phillies pull to within 1 run.
"Postal Service Mis-Route Delay" Thanks USPS, you bastards.
Hey, Carpenter is in! #Phillies
This is going to be one of them kinda games, eh boys? #Phillies
Dom Brown scares me in the outfield. #Phillies
Howard with another opposite field hit! #Phillies
@Hum4n Works for me...
Walk off homer Reds! Suck it Braves!
Come on Reds, let's end this in the 9th.
No central air. We are not happy campers...
And now the central air is starting to push warm air. Crap.
So, I guess the #Phillies are pretty good then?
Bastardo! Another save! Wooo! #Phillies
Brad Lidge in the pen. Oh no? #Phillies
Shane-O! Tied up. #Phillies
PHSportsGoddess Braves fans, just stop. You're an embarrassment and you can't hold a candle to Philly fans. It's cute watching you try though.
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!! M Farfan! #Union score to bring it to 2-1.
@CaptainOrange18 No red cards? Very disappointing...
Um. Seriously? Favre? This has to be bullshit. This better be bullshit. #Eagles
#IronPigs win in extra innings!
Welp, this beer isn't going to drink itself.
Heh, wow. The @realmadrid players whine worse then my 3 year old. At almost EVERY challenge...
Valdes bones yet another defensive play. #Union down 2-nil. Ugly ugly.
Well that didn't take long, #Union give up the first goal. Jeese.
I am pretty sure Joe Buck is wearing lip gloss in this cancer commercial. He is pretty.
Madson! Slider! Win! #Phillies
So close Ibanez. #Phillies
Whew. Almost passed out watching that. #Phillies
Bastardo fail. Herndon warming up? Nooooooo! #Phillies
Oh boy, here we go. #Phillies
Baez for assignment = good move. Now we just need Herndon to get hit by a bus or someshit. #Phillies
Chase bomb! Offense! Woooo! #Phillies
MINI MARTINEZ! Deeeeeep! 7-4 #Phillies
Wooo offense! And wtf happened to Valdez's goatie? #Phillies
Wtf. Jimmy? #Phillies now down 1.
I liked Ibanez better when he was on roids. #Phillies
Kyle Kendrick being Kyle Kendrick. #Phillies
All Mayberry does is make RBI's. #Phillies
Thank you swimming pool. Thank you so much.
Seriously. Why am I at work this early?
Meshuggah - Combustion. That will cure what ails you. WARNING. Metal. That is all.
Candice_M10 WALL-E waking up totally looks like me in the morning. I don't function very well.
NFL Football NFL Football NFL Football NFL Football NFL Football YES NFL Football.
@mikedaub Yup. Had to order some chemicals and a new vac for it.
http://daub.me/p/3c0a0 - I'm tired of summer already.
I'm seriously done with this heat nonsense. Bring back the snow.
Great #Union win, 1-nil over Everton.
http://daub.me/p/a616d - Look Ma, no hands.
That's officially all she wrote. #Phillies win 9-1 and take yet another series win.
Worley pitches 8 and only gives up 1 run. Ohhhhh baby... #Phillies
Jimmy! 2nd homer of the day! #Phillies
Dammit. There goes the no hitter. #Phillies
Figures Howard would strike out to a dirt slider to end the fun. #Phillies
Everybody hits a double! #Philles up 5-0 now.
#Phillies up 4-0. I'm afraid to leave work, I don't want to miss anything.
kmart93 Seriously. Since when is Mini Mart a good player.
@zoowithroy You need a Slingbox, man!
LOL Worly @zoowithroy shirt!
#LOLCubs What a hit by Martinez!
@jamileh Hoo ha! There it is, thanks!
G+ needs to add a "twitter handle" field in the About section so I know who the heck is who...
That is all.
@Philly13itch29 Dammit, I forgot the 3rd one. Silly me.
@Philly13itch29 I used to know what the 3 F's were, but then you changed your twitter profile, do now I forget.
@PHSportsGoddess We all need to watch it. And LOVE it.
PHSportsGoddess FIRST TEAM IN BASEBALL TO 60 WINS. SUCK IT, HATERS.
BASTARDO! CHEESE! BOOM! #Phillies