The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @mellofone ever

June 2011

@sbaickerCSN At this point, no one knows. It is hard to even take a guess....

via BitlBee in reply to sbaickerCSN

If you do not laugh at the IT Crowd, there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.

via BitlBee

@paladin Hrm. Uh. No. No comment. Too easy.

via BitlBee in reply to paladin

Hrm. A few beers in. Nothing on TV. I think I am in a M*A*S*H kind of mood...

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I personally believe that :) is completely overused. We should end it.

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@D_LEED And we can certainly trust his word!

via BitlBee in reply to D_LEED

Jagr? Please tell me they didn't say Jagr. I mean, Jagr?

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Germany scores, U17 down 1.

via TweetCaster for Android

Howard! Upper deck! On the board!

via TweetCaster for Android

Well this game is bust. Still won the series, so that is plus...

via TweetCaster for Android

"Right hand contusion" = Hit in the lady parts.

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mk_27 hamels shutout through 4, herndon 3 runs on 5 hits through 2

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Jun 30th, 2011 via BitlBee)

Good to know that the Red Sox can really hit Herdon, our King Schlub.

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FRRRIIIGGGGG. Hamels hit in the hand, now someone is up in the pen...

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Ok he was out.

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Going to see the replay on that. No friggin way.

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COLE. So cuttered.

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Bastardo!!! Stutes!!! Worley!!!

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Ok Bastardo, show us your stuff.

via TweetCaster for Android

Mike Schmidt is kind of a yutz.

via TweetCaster for Android

Sorry. The DH is for pussies.

via TweetCaster for Android

@k_mountain10 Forget the curveball, give him the heater...

via TweetCaster for Android in reply to k_mountain10

3 pitch strike out for Big Papi. Sooo cuttered.

via TweetCaster for Android

Two words. Cliff. Lee. That is all.

via BitlBee

The700Level Cliff Lee on batting: "You feel more like a baseball player in the NL versus the AL." http://bit.ly/lE3jg9

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:12 PM, Jun 28th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

Cliff Lee will spank you and your momma. And you both will LOVE it.

via TweetCaster for Android

Oh yeah, nothing big going on. Cliff Lee just throwing another complete game shutout.

via TweetCaster for Android

Cliff. Mother Effing. Lee. That is all.

via TweetCaster for Android

DOM BROWN JUST KILLED A BASEBALL.

via TweetCaster for Android

That's all she wrote, beats North Korea 2-0.

via BitlBee

Gooooaaalll!!! score another, leads 2-Nil.

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Goooaaaaall!!!! Finally scores, leads 1-0.

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http://daub.me/p/00029 - Your new - Voracek, Simmonds, and Schenn.

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Wtf, turn on Schenn's mic.

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Soccer, here we go!

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Women's soccer versus Korea DPR at 11:45am...

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Novell, you can suck me. Love, Matthew.

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Boom. win 6-1. What a close...

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sbaickerCSN Dan Carcillo did NOT receive a qualifying offer today, so there you go, fans: Carbomb won't be back.

via web (retweeted on 5:13 PM, Jun 27th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

THIS X 100 RT @CaptainOrange18: NO MORE CARCILLO!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

via TweetCaster for Android

Ugh. I actually liked Powe too.

via TweetCaster for Android

Good to see Nodl inked a deal. I used to loathe him, but he has really turned it around this year.

via BitlBee

Thanks for the update Jeff Carter. Thumbs up buddy!

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CWhyno Just had to explain beer pong to an older guy. His only comment was "That sounds sanitary." Sounds about right.

via web (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Jun 27th, 2011 via BitlBee)

Another raid failure. It's too early for this nonsense.

via BitlBee

was... Ok I guess. Rather predictable, but Ok. I shall watch further episodes. You know, until they cancel it...

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Cat + balloon string = cat running aroud the house with string in tow, scooting its butt on everything.

via TweetCaster for Android

Finally time to watch the 2 hour pilot of

via TweetCaster for Android

Complete game win for Halladay. Sweet.

via TweetCaster for Android

Gonna be one of those games, eh?

via TweetCaster for Android

Ok. Enough with this Ibanez show. For real.

via TweetCaster for Android

Oooo. The Dark Knight is on...

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VoiceOfThePhan I have never wanted a coach fired more than Bob Bradley. He might be worse than Eric Mangini. He gots to go.

via MOTOBLUR (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Jun 25th, 2011 via BitlBee)

@Mtrible In the process of choking. They were up 2-0, now losing 4-2.

via BitlBee in reply to Mtrible

Howard is kind of a shitty goalie. I mean, come on.

via BitlBee

Done deal. Mexico scores again. Cya

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I can't believe the was actually winning this match 2-0 at some point.

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defense falls apart again, now down 3-2.

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Final whistle! Big come from behind win for the .

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tied at 2 at the half. Defense needs to wake up.

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GOOOOAAALLLL!! Mwanga!! back up 3-2.

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ARGGGHH. Now Mexico scores, tied as well. WTF?

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Wow. WTF was all that about. now tied at 2.

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Mexico scores, still up 2-1.

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@MikePatota Well, that the Union game if that's what you meant.

via BitlBee in reply to Bensalem_Mike

GOOOOOAAALLL!!!! Ruiz!!! up 2-1 in the 69th minute!!!

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ARGH, Mapp punts the ball over the wide open net.

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GOOOOOOAALLL!!! Landon! 2-0

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So much for that. Stutes, not so hot tonight.

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Madson has a sore hand? Must have hit a chair.

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Wow. Ruiz with a deflection off the post. So close.

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GOOOOOAALLLLLLL Bradley! 1-0.

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Dammit. Computer lost wifi connection, missed the goal! Tied up at 1,

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- Mexico for the CONCACAF Gold Cup...

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U17 ends in a 0-0 draw versus New Zealand.

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go down 1. What a cluster in front of the net...

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Charlie should bench the kid for that nonsense. Run that shit out Dom.

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NOW Hamels is pissed. I like it.

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CHOOOCH! on the board first.

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WTF is on Hammels face?

via BitlBee

Cous27 Is a Philadelphia Flyer

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Jun 25th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android)

New Futurama? Yes please.

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I think we can all agree. Facebook has completely shit the bed.

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@jasondaub Scored me a free ticket tonight. I better get my glove ready.

via TweetCaster for Android

I have a little Captain in me.

via TweetCaster for Android

Trolling around YouTube, I think Mr. Wayne Simmonds will fit in JUST fine on the

via BitlBee

Finally broke down and listened to the Richards audio interview. Heartbreaking. Simply heartbreaking.

via BitlBee

Oh crap. It is real. I was hoping last night's shenanigans were part of a terrible dream.

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@jrishel That kid may need a little NyQuil.

via BitlBee in reply to jrishel

Tomorrow, people at work are going to ask why I am so miserable. WTF, Google and find out.

via BitlBee

CHHHHOOOOOOCCCHHH!!!!

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@krazylegz Heh, I wish. I have too much to do tomorrow. Damnit to hell.

via BitlBee in reply to krazylegz

Charlie Manuel should walk out to the mound and punch Baez right in the nuts.

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You have got to be kidding me. JFC

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Heh. Baez. Perfect ending to a perfect game. Mother puss bucket.

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@SemiAutoAZ You see the new Archos tablets that were announced today? Killer shit.

via BitlBee in reply to SemiAutoAZ

@kmart93 That's a good start. Keep trying, never give up!

via BitlBee in reply to kmart93

utley @kmart93 last summer was a heartbreaker for me with gagne. these trades were just huge punches to the gut. i still can't believe it.

via twicca (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Jun 23rd, 2011 via BitlBee)

And we are on the board.

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sbaickerCSN I agree with @JeffMarek - Carter was a cap move. Richards was a hockey move.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Jun 23rd, 2011 via BitlBee)

@jstaashaught We do whatever @Mtrible tells us to do.

via BitlBee

PhillyRules88@JSalisburyCSN: official word on Oswalt: lower back tightness” // or: he sucked again

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Jun 23rd, 2011 via BitlBee)

@ActiveStick_44 Very special circumstances. We understand.

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@Mc_K_J Looked to be favoring his back again...

via BitlBee in reply to KimmayJ

LOL Kendrick balk.

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If the lose tonight on top of all this mess, I will call off work tomorrow and go drinking.

via BitlBee

@catiekat3715 You have to take them down. They will cause too much pain.

via BitlBee in reply to catie__kaboom

NOT a fan of seeing Mike Richards on the LA Kings web site.

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BOOM. home run, only down 1 now. 4-3 in the B6th.

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Shifting gears... Come on Oswalt. Stop making me hate you.

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Hrm. I think Mike Richards and Jeff Carter are a little too "close." It's kind of creepy.

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Heh, @mattcarle25 is speechless. He's just glad he's still in town.

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mattcarle25 Speechless like everyone else about what happened today, but sometimes that's the nature of the beast...best of luck to both of those guys

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Jun 23rd, 2011 via BitlBee)

All this nonsense going on and CSN is talking about McNabb? Seriously?

via BitlBee

SWEET. The new @SonsofBen scarves have arrived!

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And I just screamed the F word and woke up the baby. That's on you

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I had fully intended quitting drinking starting today. No longer.

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Brb, assuming the fetal position for the next 12 hours.

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All this to sign a second rate goalie for 9 years?

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@CaptainOrange18 We are all crying with you, so it doesn't matter.

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Know what I need? The to trade Hallady. That's just one more big kick in the nuts for today. Thanks

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Well. At least I still have a Pronger jersey. He's still on the team, right?

via BitlBee

Jesus Christ Almighty.

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I'm going to be sick.

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Omg. Mike Richards. Wtf I think I'm going to be sick.

via TweetCaster for Android

Wait, what? could be trading Richards too? I can't honestly fit enough vulgar words in a tweet on that. WTF?

via TweetCaster for Android

Ugh. flyers trade jeff carter.

via TweetCaster for Android

@jamileh I think that says about enough!

via BitlBee in reply to jamileh

@Philly13itch29 It would be a fun game to watch though.

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@Philly13itch29 Everyone thinks that it is Winnipeg...

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allthingsphilly Flyers home opener vs. Vancouver on October 12th. Should be a good one!

via Seesmic twhirl (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Jun 23rd, 2011 via web)

ARCHOS_US Here you will find the product page with full technical specs:... http://fb.me/10UeAjqcO

via Facebook (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Jun 23rd, 2011 via BitlBee)

JordanCHarvey Thanks for the support! Your the man! RT @PhilaUnion: @RealHughJackman supporting the Union at PPL Park tonight http://yfrog.com/h3fnnbtj

via Echofon (retweeted on 9:01 AM, Jun 23rd, 2011 via BitlBee)

PHLSportsDaily The Flyers Ian Laperriere wins the NHL's Masterton trophy wp.me/p10Vzr-2T9

via web (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Jun 23rd, 2011 via web)

Biggity boom! Second straight complete game shutout for Cliff Lee.

via BitlBee

Wow Francisco. You are a really shitty fielder. Nice job on that one.

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IronPigs The Phanatic will not perform again tonight as a precautionary measure after being hit by a foul ball.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Jun 22nd, 2011 via BitlBee)

game ends in a 0-0 draw...

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Wow. Le Toux is just plain old snakebitten. He needs a goal. Now.

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Ryan Howard goes DEEEEEEEEEP.

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Jimmy! Parks one.

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Ruiz! Crossbar! DOH!

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Woooo! 1 - Panama 0. Great game.

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GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL scores!!!! Dempsey!

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ARGH off the post!

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really starting to hit the ball now. Up 4-0 in the 1st.

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http://daub.me/p/5b60b - My sports addiction is getting out of hand.

via melloTwurl

http://daub.me/p/13495 - Matty loves watching USA soccer with Daddy.

via melloTwurl

- Panama underway...

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U17 with a completely pitiful showing, losing 2-1 to Uzbekistan. Winning goal on a terrible call...

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gets completely screwed. That was about the worst dive I've ever seen.

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ties it up at 1.

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Wow, I almost forgot. USA U17 vs. Uzbekistan is on.

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Waiting to get my new truck tires installed. Thank you 3G, thank you.

via TweetCaster for Android

Busy sports night on tap. , , and versus Panama.

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Was last night's 8th inning a dream? Wow, it seems like it was.

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I don't feel tardy...

via BitlBee

@Hum4n @lfaren @bengraver @jrishel Hrm, I wonder why. I've been using the OSS version for a short time and I _love_ it.

via web in reply to Hum4n

@D_LEED If the do sign Bryz, who do you think is the odd man/men out?

via BitlBee in reply to D_LEED

Placed an order for two of the new @SonsofBen scarves. Sweet.

via BitlBee

adimike55 In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power… to suck as a movie.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Jun 21st, 2011 via web)

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